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Not a good week for Rutgers, now student killed by Ole Miss Mascot

Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:59 am
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16063 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 6:59 am
Rutger Student Mauled by Black Bear

First the DKE party casualty now a hiker killed by a black bear. It just goes to show you that you don't have to out run the bear. You have to out run your friends. Five went in and four came out. They say they decided to split up when the bear gave chase. Translation, homeboy got dusted by his buddies.


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According to Storbeck, the five friends noticed the bear beginning to follow them and ran, splitting up as they did. When the other four couldn't find Patel, they called police, who found his body about two hours later.


This post was edited on 9/23/14 at 9:37 am
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 7:01 am to
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They say they decided to slip up when the bear gave chase. Translation, homeboy got dusted by his buddies.




Jersey trash gonna Jersey trash
Posted by BobRoss
Member since Jun 2014
1693 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 7:10 am to
I bet if they would have rushed the bear as a group it would have ran off. Retards.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16545 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 7:15 am to
Absolutely
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41157 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 7:20 am to
be sure to check out the Penn State signs when then play next seasons
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13546 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 7:26 am to
You see, it's not about being the fastest. It's about not being the slowest. Life lessons learned the hard way.
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
40966 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 7:46 am to
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Not a good week for Rutgers, now student killed by Ole Miss Mascot



I'm sorry but that is hilariously and perfectly worded.
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30541 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 8:11 am to
If you're not fourth, you're las....I mean dead
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52521 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 8:24 am to
What does slip up mean
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55358 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 8:26 am to
i kid was killed in hazing and 1 killed by a bear up in Sussex County
Posted by Need4Speed
Member since Aug 2014
428 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 8:52 am to
What a great group of friends. And black bears scare easily....
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14536 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:01 am to
quote:

And black bears scare easily....


27-24
Posted by ULSU
Tasmania
Member since Jan 2014
3931 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:03 am to
What I've always said about a bear attack if you're in a group:

"I don't have to be the fastest guy, I've just got to be faster than Patel"
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:04 am to
don't have to be the fastest....
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3468 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:08 am to
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bear beginning to follow them and ran


The bear was evaluating them, they ran and acted like prey so he assumed they were. If they stay together, maintain eye contact and yell to scare the bear off, everyone is probably still alive.

That's what I tell my friends when we are in bear infested areas, so that I get a good head start on running away.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16063 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:23 am to
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33442 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:33 am to
So I wonder if the black bear put up some sort of championship banner after his conquest....

Like this one

This post was edited on 9/23/14 at 9:35 am
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:34 am to
maybe the bear liked curry
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16063 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:37 am to
quote:

What does slip up mean


Well one decided to slip up, the others split up...
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81285 posts
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:44 am to
We're going to read in a day that the bear has been put down and I'm going to be so pissed.
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