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Who was your biggest crush in Kindergarten
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:41 pm
Molly Mills,, had failed K like 5 times. she stood a good 4 foot 11 and weighed a solid 95lbs
bitch was not afraid to bite and her love for chocolate milk was legendary. Stabbed a lunch lady because she dare suggest to try the Strawberry milk",,,, "strawberry milk can suck my roast beef sandwich" she was heard to mutter as they dragged her to the nurse station.
a total boss on tetherball but sucked at four square because she couldn't count past 3
bitch was not afraid to bite and her love for chocolate milk was legendary. Stabbed a lunch lady because she dare suggest to try the Strawberry milk",,,, "strawberry milk can suck my roast beef sandwich" she was heard to mutter as they dragged her to the nurse station.
a total boss on tetherball but sucked at four square because she couldn't count past 3
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 11:48 pm
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:43 pm to OWLFAN86
Rodney Jones or Jody Parks. To close to call. Both were shaving and having sex with hookers by then.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:44 pm to OWLFAN86
I went to an all white school.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:44 pm to OWLFAN86
anthony
only black kid in the class. routinely called people motherfrickers. jumped on the table one day and whipped his wang out and started stepping on everyones coloring shite. teacher went to grab him and he spit on her, called her a bitch, punched her, and ran out the room. teacher sent me and another kid to find him. that was his last day in school.
eta: called the teacher the 'n' bomb. coincidentally she was black also
only black kid in the class. routinely called people motherfrickers. jumped on the table one day and whipped his wang out and started stepping on everyones coloring shite. teacher went to grab him and he spit on her, called her a bitch, punched her, and ran out the room. teacher sent me and another kid to find him. that was his last day in school.
eta: called the teacher the 'n' bomb. coincidentally she was black also
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:45 pm to OWLFAN86
Homeboy named Harvey. He was the only black kid in my class grades K-8 and left after Kindergarten. He could do back flips
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:45 pm to Jones
Where's the body......
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:46 pm to Jones
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anthony only black kid in the class. routinely called people motherfrickers. jumped on the table one day and whipped hi wang out and started stepping on everyones coloring shite. teacher went to grab him and he spit on her, called her a bitch, punched her, and ran out the room. teacher sent me and another kid to find him. that was his last day in school.
I knew A LOT of Anthonys
I got bussed to an all black elementary school in Little Rock. That was the norm.Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:47 pm to SmackoverHawg
catholic school. 95% white. wasnt the norm
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:48 pm to OWLFAN86
It was me and Bruce Vincey. We were the 2 biggest kids, by far, and would fight daily to see who was the baddest. This went on until he left the school in 3rd grade and the next time he saw me in HS he literally ran over and punched thru my friends car window to get at me before I even saw him coming, I got out on the other side and we proceeded to beat the shite out of each other!
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:48 pm to OWLFAN86
The little Vietnamese kid who we all assumed knew karate, well, because he was Asian. He was a smart little shite and picked up on it--played that shite for all it was worth.
ETA: Makes me think of Tran, from Tropic Thunder, personified:
ETA: Makes me think of Tran, from Tropic Thunder, personified:
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:49 pm to CroakaBait
Bill Brasky
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:50 pm to OWLFAN86
Ölaf Örgessförggen
Those Norwegians are animals
Ought to send them back to Europe
Those Norwegians are animals
Ought to send them back to Europe
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 10:51 pm
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:50 pm to OWLFAN86
Me!!!! I got paddled 4 times one day and not a single tear was shed..
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:51 pm to OWLFAN86
I don't remember my kindergarten year
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:51 pm to CroakaBait
quote:
The little Vietnamese kid who we all assumed knew karate, well, because he was Asian. He was a smart little shite and picked up on it--played that shite for all it was worth
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:53 pm to OWLFAN86
This kid named Justin. We had a tornado siren one night and he came to school the next day and told us how when the tornado was heading straight for his house he ran out into the back yard and used a hot glue gun to stop the tornado in it's tracks and save his house. He told us how his mom screamed in fear and tried to stop him but he didn't care because he was so brave.
He moved halfway through the year and left a note for his best friend Michael saying "Steal a cigarette from your Dad and smoke one for me"
Bad arse Mother fricker
He moved halfway through the year and left a note for his best friend Michael saying "Steal a cigarette from your Dad and smoke one for me"
Bad arse Mother fricker
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:03 pm to OWLFAN86
This kid, Josh. He drank glue, and taught me how to cuss.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:04 pm to OWLFAN86
Kendell and Trendell (1st cousins) who stole the presents for the faculty secret Santa from under the class Christmas tree. Caused us to miss library the following day because the principle came give our class a lecture about stealing. I was PISSED because I knew we were going to be reading an Author's Christmas story
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:07 pm to TigerWave22
Kid named Billy Bennet. I think he had failed a time or two because he was a lot bigger than the rest of us. He had a lisp and the minute you made fun of him he was going to beat your tail.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:13 pm to OWLFAN86
Kid named Spencer. He would wear a cut off Stone Cold Steve Austin shirt everyday. At recess he ran up to my friend and screamed in his face "Suck it!" while doing the Degeneration X symbol and my buddy cried for a while. I don't remember seeing him after Kindergarton. Nobody ever fricked with that guy; he was crazy
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