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Tea Party begs people to read emails

Posted on 9/19/14 at 12:13 pm
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51344 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 12:13 pm
This actually went out recently.


An email from the South MS Tea Party:


Subject: Is Anybody Out There? South MS Tea Party Calling


**Where have you been lately?**


Hello Fellow Patriots!

According to our records, we only have a 20% open rate of our emails sent from the South MS Tea Party. We have a very large and extensive email list that YOU signed up for at some point since 2009. We want to make sure you are getting our communications, so we can bring you the most up to date news, meeting notices and action alerts.

Please make sure you OPEN all your emails from us completely to read them. If you have an alternate email address that would be more convenient for you to check, please reply and send us that information.

With the country, state and local areas in the shape they are in, we need all the help and support we can get. Therefore, we need to make sure you are receiving our correspondence.

Please let us hear from you! Send us your comments, suggestions or just a message to let us know you are still out there.

If you have not been to a meeting lately, or for some reason you have stopped coming, we encourage you to try again. As you all know, we have much in common as conservatives, (more than what we disagree on) so remember that and be open minded when attending meetings. If you want to give us input, please do. We ENCOURAGE it.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 12:15 pm to
desperate times call for desperate measures.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47575 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 12:18 pm to
Over/under on what percentage of those e-mail addresses end in yahoo.com or aol.com?

I say over 60.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98715 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 12:18 pm to
I stopped opening them after they promised me a larger penis size in the email title, then in the message were just asking for donations.
Posted by UPT
NOLA
Member since May 2009
5506 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 12:25 pm to
In size 80 blue font so the old and blind can read the propaganda.

Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Over/under
of the % of people that the e-mails went to that are old, white and live in the south.

Going 98
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47575 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Going 98


I'll take the over
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98125 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

According to our records, we only have a 20% open rate of our emails sent from the South MS Tea Party


I suspect that's not a bad percentage. People sign up for shite all the time then lose interest, or someone signs them up without their permission.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 12:53 pm to
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
38911 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 1:01 pm to
Well, no wonder. Calling for fiscal responsibility is such a radical concept.
Posted by Radiojones
The Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2007
10728 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

20% open rate of our emails


That is actually an exceptional open rate. You have to remember that many people use email systems that don't require them to open the email to be able to read it. The only time I "open" an email is when I am responding to it. Otherwise I just read it in preview.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 2:18 pm to
If you don't open any of their other emails, why do they expect you to open an email asking you to start opening their other emails?
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51344 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 3:22 pm to
Posted by mmcgrath
Indianapolis
Member since Feb 2010
35360 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Subject: Is Anybody Out There? South MS Tea Party Calling


**Where have you been lately?**
What are the odds that the brainchild of this e-mail would make the clingiest girlfriend that you would never want to date?
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34581 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

Over/under on what percentage of those e-mail addresses end in yahoo.com or aol.com?


And this is a problem why?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47575 posts
Posted on 9/19/14 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

And this is a problem why?


Not a problem at all. More of a measure of demographics.
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