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How screwed am I?
Posted by jsmoke222000 on 9/15/14 at 5:00 pm80
I have been asking my wife to let me get a duck dog for like 3 years & the answer has always been hell no. Well today is her birthday & I couldn't figure out what to get her... She never said she didn't want a dog, only that I couldn't have one. So she will be home in 5 minutes & an 8 week old black lab puppy is waiting for her!!!
If I get thrown out of the house, I will trade a teal hunt for a spot on someones couch... LOL
If I get thrown out of the house, I will trade a teal hunt for a spot on someones couch... LOL
re: How screwed am I?Posted by wickowick on 9/15/14 at 5:02 pm to jsmoke222000
Better hope that puppy has some personality. If not, dibs on your hunting property.
This post was edited on 9/15 at 5:04 pm
re: How screwed am I?Posted by LouisianaChessie on 9/15/14 at 5:03 pm to jsmoke222000
All women are the same. It's hell no til you show up with it then it's cute and hers. Arse is imminent.
re: How screwed am I?Posted by Jack Daniel on 9/15/14 at 5:05 pm to jsmoke222000
I'll make sure to feed him.
re: How screwed am I?Posted by PapaPogey on 9/15/14 at 5:06 pm to jsmoke222000
Rice fields are perfect for a young retriever
re: How screwed am I?Posted by jsmoke222000 on 9/15/14 at 5:06 pm to Redfish2010
for the record it's a lab golden retriever mix. Not sure that is going to make it any better though.
re: How screwed am I?Posted by Ole Geauxt on 9/15/14 at 5:08 pm to jsmoke222000
just rub the butt and scratch the ears.
re: How screwed am I?Posted by Galactic Inquisitor on 9/15/14 at 5:14 pm to Ole Geauxt
quote:
just rub the butt and scratch the ears.
Hers or the dog's?
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re: How screwed am I?Posted by WHODAT514 on 9/15/14 at 5:16 pm to jsmoke222000
Nice! Well played man, and I have an extra room and room for dog lol serious if she kicks ya arse out lol
re: How screwed am I?Posted by jimjackandjose on 9/15/14 at 5:19 pm to jsmoke222000
Last dog i bought i made very clear to the ex gf that it was mine and i was training it to be a duck dog.
She fell and love and when we broke up, big guilt trip about how i should let her have it. Fortunately i took him on a final duck hunt and he kicked arse. Told her hell no, she put nails in my driveway, but all is well.
Moral of the story, dogs are loyal. Women arent
She fell and love and when we broke up, big guilt trip about how i should let her have it. Fortunately i took him on a final duck hunt and he kicked arse. Told her hell no, she put nails in my driveway, but all is well.
Moral of the story, dogs are loyal. Women arent
re: How screwed am I?Posted by BrotherEsau on 9/15/14 at 5:22 pm to jsmoke222000
very well played.
good luck, it could also be one of those "it seemed like a good idea when I did it..." moments.
good luck, it could also be one of those "it seemed like a good idea when I did it..." moments.
re: How screwed am I?Posted by CorkSoaker on 9/15/14 at 5:24 pm to jsmoke222000
You'll be buying flowers tomorrow and jewelry later this week
re: How screwed am I?Posted by DeepSouthSportsman on 9/15/14 at 5:24 pm to jimjackandjose
I got flat tires bc of that shite and I didn't even enjoy the whore.
re: How screwed am I?Posted by DeepSouthSportsman on 9/15/14 at 5:25 pm to jsmoke222000
She's going to love the pup
re: How screwed am I?Posted by TigerBait413 on 9/15/14 at 5:25 pm to jsmoke222000
That is awesome maybe I need to do that with my wife. Oh and my couch is comfy
re: How screwed am I?Posted by jimjackandjose on 9/15/14 at 5:27 pm to DeepSouthSportsman
Thats funny. I didnt really enjoy her either
Its all good though.
Tires only last 50k miles, marriage to a woman last forever!
Its all good though.
Tires only last 50k miles, marriage to a woman last forever!
re: How screwed am I?Posted by TulaneUVA on 9/15/14 at 5:28 pm to jsmoke222000
You're screwed. She will love the puppy and all, but you ain't getting out of buying her another present
re: How screwed am I?Posted by mcneil912 on 9/15/14 at 5:32 pm to jsmoke222000
You really have to ask your wife for a duck dog? Your pimp hand is not strong.
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