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has anyone ever tried Durian fruit?

Posted on 9/13/14 at 5:11 pm
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
26440 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 5:11 pm
Is it as bad as they say?
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81175 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 5:12 pm to
I had durian ice cream.

It was awful,
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115345 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 5:13 pm to
Yes it's gross.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50083 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 5:15 pm to
The Asian grocery in Mecca usually has them. I ain't buying one. If the fat dude that loves penis says this stuff is Inedible, I'm taking his word for it.
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
26440 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 5:22 pm to
Lol.
Posted by tracytiger
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2009
3631 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 5:30 pm to
It smells like arse, right?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117676 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 5:32 pm to
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28874 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 5:36 pm to
Tried a durian shake at a vietnamese restaurant a few years back. Tasted like sour onions. Absolutely disgusting.
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18153 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 6:02 pm to
Yes, I had some which had been frozen & imported. My dad was from Indonesia and said that fresh durian is so much better. I think it's illegal to carry it on public transportation in some Southeast Asian countries, and to cut it in public because it's so stinky.

The taste was...unique. Kind of like a creamy, very fragrant melon. I can see some people might acquire a taste for it, but I didn't care for it much.
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89827 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 6:40 pm to
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If the fat dude that loves penis says this stuff is Inedible, I'm taking his word for it.



Idiot...

Here is Zimmern with his wife and child:


Posted by Tiger Attorney
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2007
19652 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 6:44 pm to
IWHI
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50083 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 6:48 pm to
Rummy, dude's lost weight ? Cut down on the penis, I guess.
This post was edited on 9/13/14 at 7:11 pm
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50083 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 7:05 pm to


Pre P diet?
Posted by Draven
Moon, PA
Member since Jul 2014
808 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 7:14 pm to
Never had it. I ate durian ice cream at Rama and didn't really notice any flavor. They sell it, both fresh and frozen, at the Vinh Phat Asian Market on Florida in BR...
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3566 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 8:01 pm to
Bought one at Vin Phat a few years ago. The texture is custardy and it has an initial tropical fruit flavor that was quickly overpowered by the stench of rotting eggs. I can eat damn near everything and it would be very hard for me to eat a whole one of those.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43455 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 9:36 pm to
I ate it in vietnam and also tried one here.

the one in vietnam was better, I guess because it was fresher, but its just not that good. It has a weird texture and also a bad aftertaste that just lingers in the back of your throat.



some good ones to try:

mangosteen
rambutan
dragon fruit
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69047 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 10:13 pm to
I have some frozen durian I was going to use for something last year. It's still in my freezer. Got it at the Hong Kong market in the Wank.
Posted by tom
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
8152 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

Is it as bad as they say?


Yes, it tastes like sweat socks.
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89827 posts
Posted on 9/13/14 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

Yes, it tastes like sweat socks.



Because I have to...


Have you tasted sweaty socks?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 7:57 am to
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Idiot...

Here is Zimmern with his wife and child:


In Oteece's defense (even though he does have an unhealthy obsession with ruining gumbo with okra), I understood that he was saying that Zimmern enjoys literally eating penises as food and durian is still off the list.

I always thought Zimmern's wife was a looker and he outkicked his coverage on her. He is a fat drug-addict penis eater afterall.
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