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Your best/strangest reason for a breakup
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:28 am
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:28 am
My friend never hesitates to tell people that I once broke up with a girl because she had "milk breath" when kissing. I think that's solid.
I also had a gf who would say "miles per an hour" and "lab-top". Not the reasons we broke up, but it was affirmation of my decision.
Inspired by these:
I also had a gf who would say "miles per an hour" and "lab-top". Not the reasons we broke up, but it was affirmation of my decision.
Inspired by these:
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:31 am to sicboy
i couldn't deal with that. MF deal breaker
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:32 am to sicboy
She had a neck tat, lisp, and rarely could send a text without spelling something wrong or using the wrong word (ex: too/to)
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:33 am to sicboy
she bought me cargo shorts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:33 am to Geauxld Finger
Broke up with a chick cause she asked the waitress sarcastically for a napkin when there was a pile sitting in front of her. Would never date a girl who was rude to a waiter/waitress.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:33 am to sicboy
Dated an OT 8 once. She went to BRCC. Was hanging out when she was doing math homework one night. An
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ath I mean like the remedial high school math. She was working on fractions or some shite and couldn't figure it out. I forget the problem but I said something like, well what's ten percent of 100? And she looked at me and said "Gosh GT23, you know I'm not at math"
I Spent the rest of the night teaching fractions pocket change like you would a 3rd Grader.
Had to let her go. Didn't want her being the mother of my children
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ath I mean like the remedial high school math. She was working on fractions or some shite and couldn't figure it out. I forget the problem but I said something like, well what's ten percent of 100? And she looked at me and said "Gosh GT23, you know I'm not at math"
I Spent the rest of the night teaching fractions pocket change like you would a 3rd Grader.
Had to let her go. Didn't want her being the mother of my children
This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 11:34 am
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:33 am to sicboy
High school; pussy was hairy and it stunk.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:33 am to TigerNlc
I dated one and stopped once i realized she was really into Disney (family goes every year, listens to disney music, and watches the movies all the time)
Girls like that make me soft.
Girls like that make me soft.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:33 am to Ping Pong
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she bought me cargo shorts
sounds like a keeper
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:34 am to sicboy
smelled like cigarettes and gym socks.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:36 am to Geauxld Finger
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she was really into Disney (family goes every year, listens to disney music, and watches the movies all the time)
those people are a cult
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:37 am to sicboy
I once left a girl because her first name ended with a vowel and her last name started with one so I felt like I was stuttering when I said her name.
She also cheated on me and gave me the clap, but mostly the name thing.
She also cheated on me and gave me the clap, but mostly the name thing.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:37 am to Geauxld Finger
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I dated one and stopped once i realized she was really into Disney (family goes every year, listens to disney music, and watches the movies all the time)
Girls like that make me soft.
I went out with two different girls at LSU that were obsessed with Disney. Didn't get to the point where we had to break up, but it was definitely a reason to not pursue the relationship.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:41 am to sicboy
That's just her being a woman.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:43 am to sicboy
"She could do things with her one good arm that would make you forget about that THING on her neck!"
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:44 am to Sellecks Moustache
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Just seeing this caused rage to well up inside me
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:44 am to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
Dated an OT 8 once. She went to BRCC. Was hanging out when she was doing math homework one night. An
d by m
ath I mean like the remedial high school math. She was working on fractions or some shite and couldn't figure it out. I forget the problem but I said something like, well what's ten percent of 100? And she looked at me and said "Gosh GT23, you know I'm not at math"
I Spent the rest of the night teaching fractions pocket change like you would a 3rd Grader.
Had to let her go. Didn't want her being the mother of my children
Something along these lines. She was close to failing Max Conrad's landscape architecture course.
I said "You gots to go, with your dumb arse"
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:44 am to sicboy
Kcco
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:45 am to TigerNlc
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She had a neck tat, lisp
Did she develop the lisp and get the neck tat after y'all started dating? Seems like you would have noticed these before getting into a relationship.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:46 am to LSUBoo
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I went out with two different girls at LSU that were obsessed with Disney. Didn't get to the point where we had to break up, but it was definitely a reason to not pursue the relationship.
Oh definitely. I was like wait wtf? She was always like "hey let's watch finding nemo or something". I'm like how about you give me a bj to the point i pass out then you can watch it.
So we watched finding nemo
and i got nothing.
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