Started By
Message

The 10 Stark Truths of Dating a Beer Nerd

Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:18 am
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38644 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:18 am
LINK

My favorite....

quote:

#9) “He’ll never let anyone else pick bars or restaurants.”

They don’t know the good spots! If I let your friends pick bars they would surely pick bars with shitty tap lists. I like your friends, but I’m certainly not drinking Stella while hanging out with them.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27056 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:20 am to
Most of those are pretty spot on.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102962 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:21 am to
I rarely leave the 459 and I haven't dated in decades.
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9313 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:24 am to
quote:

“OH YES, ANOTHER BEER T-SHIRT WITH A SKULL ON IT.”


quote:

YOU’LL HAVE TO FIND WAYS TO OCCUPY YOUR TIME WHILE HE ‘CHECKS-IN’ HIS BEERS.”


This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 11:25 am
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81175 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:28 am to
Heh. I read that yesterday morning and thought it was pretty funny.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27056 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:30 am to
quote:

It’s not bragging. They really do want to know that I’m drinking something much better than what they are currently drinking!


I think we are all guilty of this in the FBD threads.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:38 am to
quote:

“He’ll never want to take photos of you—only of his beers.”


Guilty as hell on this one. I am pretty sure I agreed to something this weekend while I was uploading to Instagram last night. No clue what it was or how damaging it will be when she realizes I have no clue.
This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 11:39 am
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101914 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 11:46 am to
I've really slowed down on taking pictures of beer. I realized unless it was to send to you bums it was a waste, because I never looked back at them or anything. Still do it every now and then, but not all the time.

Posted by Jax-Tiger
Port Saint Lucie, FL
Member since Jan 2005
24734 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:00 pm to
Damn. The first step is to recognize that you have a problem...

I don't have a problem...
This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 12:01 pm
Posted by bbrou33
Big Apple, NY
Member since Oct 2011
7164 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:10 pm to
This must be why females don't date me
This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 12:11 pm
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36397 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:11 pm to
#2 is dead on for me
Posted by LoneStarTiger
Lone Star State
Member since Aug 2004
15933 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

I've really slowed down on taking pictures of beer. I realized unless it was to send to you bums it was a waste, because I never looked back at them or anything. Still do it every now and then, but not all the time.


Because I'm an untappd badge junkie, I took a few more when I wanted to get badges.

But I don't anymore unless it's to brag
Posted by BMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
16255 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

This must be why females don't date me


So you're more of the Michael Sam type? NTTAWWT
Posted by bbrou33
Big Apple, NY
Member since Oct 2011
7164 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:29 pm to
I love the ladies, and the ladies love me.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36397 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

I love the ladies, and the ladies love me.


hey no need to be modest
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33055 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:35 pm to
So many of these are spot on
Posted by Dannunzio
MS
Member since Sep 2011
2238 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

“Yes, but at every beer store you scan the same shelves over and over and over again. Anytime I go in a beer store with you I know I’m going to be there for an hour at least.” Because what if I missed something? I couldn’t live with myself!

Pretty sure my wife has said something along these lines.
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

#9) “He’ll never let anyone else pick bars or restaurants.”


I was like this before I started letting the mavens influence my life.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101914 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

This must be why females don't date me


What happened to Kate Hudson?
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27056 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

beer nerd


=/=

quote:

condescending beer fig


Sure, some beer nerds are condescending beer nerds, but not all, and not most.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram