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nymphomaniac vols. I and II

Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:09 pm
Posted by partyboy1930
Member since Jan 2014
1345 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:09 pm
Anyone seen these movies? if you did, what did you think about it?

more importantly, does anyone know a chick that likes the d*** as much as Joe (the lead character)?
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:10 pm to
watched most of one, couldn't take anymore after Christian Slater shite himself.

bored me to tears
Posted by The Eric
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
20982 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:18 pm to
i hate von trier.

Maybe he really is authentic and an artist... just comes across a pretentious and someone who pushes the envelope just to be edgy.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421300 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:26 pm to
great thread, bro
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15644 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:30 pm to
I couldn't finish the movie and the chick was not cute which didn't help things.
Posted by GeauxTGRZ
PTal
Member since Oct 2005
4768 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:31 pm to
Saw the first one.
On netflix
I think the actress who plays Joe in her teenage and young adult years is fantastic.
Stacy Martin is her name.

Movie wasn't bad. Don't know if I'd see the second one though. Probably later on.
Posted by Freder
Member since Aug 2014
809 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

chick was not cute which didn't help things.


You're not meant to jack off to the movie. Quite the opposite actually.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39158 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:40 pm to
It was ok. Charlotte Gainsbourgh is not attractive so that took away from the movie. The ending cool. Kind of open ended.
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15644 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

You're not meant to jack off to the movie. Quite the opposite actually.


Yeah but if I am going to suffer thru a woman and her addiction to the D tell the tale and it be boring as frick the chick needs to be somewhat attractive. Instead I just turned the shite off.


Couldn't even get an awkward boner
Posted by partyboy1930
Member since Jan 2014
1345 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:48 pm to
yea. To me it was a dark and disturbing movie. Definitely not a movie meant to whack it to.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39158 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:58 pm to
Young Joe was hot. The part with her and her friend having the slut contest on the train was really good.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:33 pm to
That movie was incredibly disturbing. She a ho
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15644 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

Young Joe was hot. The part with her and her friend having the slut contest on the train was really good.



Probably one of the more disturbing sets.

They looked like little kids.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

They looked like little kids.


This
Posted by hehateme
Tallahassee
Member since Oct 2003
785 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 2:58 pm to
Movie made me feel like shite as a man. He just HAD to try to bang her....also, the part with the pedo was very uncomfortable...
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:31 pm to
The old man was spent alot of time listening to her talk, might as well have tried
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49488 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:35 pm to
I thought that part 1 was OK. Uma Thurman's scene was excellent. Part 2 was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I've seen people that didn't like the movies still praise the ending, but I thought it was terrible.
Posted by hehateme
Tallahassee
Member since Oct 2003
785 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:39 pm to
I agree with Von Trier when he says a film should be like .."a stone in your shoe"....and this def qualifies.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 3:49 pm to
the ending was terrible
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39158 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 6:59 pm to
An extremely NSFW trailer for the 5 1/2 hour director's cut just came out today. If you thought the movie was lacking in close ups of dicks and insertion shots then you should google this trailer.
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