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Game day poetry/haiku thread
Posted on 8/30/14 at 10:53 am
Posted on 8/30/14 at 10:53 am
Roses are red,
So are carnations,
Wisconsin can't handle,
The whole buga nation
Jaguars have multitudinous spots,
Tigers have their stripes,
Badgers look like underwear,
Where someone didn't wipe
The weather is getting quite wet,
and badger fans starting to fret,
but the wind and the rain,
Well they won't ease the pain,
that's coming from Leonard Fournette.
So are carnations,
Wisconsin can't handle,
The whole buga nation
Jaguars have multitudinous spots,
Tigers have their stripes,
Badgers look like underwear,
Where someone didn't wipe
The weather is getting quite wet,
and badger fans starting to fret,
but the wind and the rain,
Well they won't ease the pain,
that's coming from Leonard Fournette.
This post was edited on 8/30/14 at 10:54 am
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Posted on 8/30/14 at 10:54 am to fr33manator
If you have a day job, stick with it.
Posted on 8/30/14 at 10:58 am to liquid rabbit
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in Houston getting ready for the game
And you should be too
Posted on 8/30/14 at 10:59 am to fr33manator
badgers sans honey
geaux suck that tiger dick bitch
not enough cheese balls
geaux suck that tiger dick bitch
not enough cheese balls
Posted on 8/30/14 at 11:01 am to fr33manator
you are doing it wrong...
Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively.
LSU ready
Wisconsin is full of cheese
STTD
Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively.
LSU ready
Wisconsin is full of cheese
STTD
Posted on 8/30/14 at 11:01 am to fr33manator
Tiger, badger
This fight on field
As in nature
Is no match at all.
This fight on field
As in nature
Is no match at all.
Posted on 8/30/14 at 11:04 am to touchdownjeebus
LSU Badger
like water wears on the rock
The badger wears down
like water wears on the rock
The badger wears down
Posted on 8/30/14 at 11:07 am to S
I hear fans from Wisconsin,
Are awfully fond of dairy,
They even wear it on their heads,
Like a neckbeard's trilby, very
Fond are they of lactose,
Like we're all fond of boobs,
So when we ream that badger arse,
We'll use EZ cheese for lube.
Are awfully fond of dairy,
They even wear it on their heads,
Like a neckbeard's trilby, very
Fond are they of lactose,
Like we're all fond of boobs,
So when we ream that badger arse,
We'll use EZ cheese for lube.
Posted on 8/30/14 at 11:09 am to touchdownjeebus
Haiku I know well
I didn't have one yet though,
Thanks though, now I do
I didn't have one yet though,
Thanks though, now I do
Posted on 8/30/14 at 11:10 am to fr33manator
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Some poets rock,
but fr33manator is just fricking terrible.
No offense.
Violets are blue
Some poets rock,
but fr33manator is just fricking terrible.
No offense.
Posted on 8/30/14 at 11:11 am to fr33manator
quote:
So when we ream that badger arse,
We'll use EZ cheese for lube.
I laughed
Posted on 8/30/14 at 11:49 am to fr33manator
Badgers won't succeed.
Too much talent and speed here.
Goodbye off-season!
Too much talent and speed here.
Goodbye off-season!
Posted on 8/30/14 at 11:51 am to Huck Finn
Tigahs play in Htown
Dream come true
Buga pulls us through
Dream come true
Buga pulls us through
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