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Just met this chick at the beach

Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:32 pm
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16167 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:32 pm
She's not good looking, but says she's dtf. She's with 2 or 3 friends, but says they won't tell her fiancé. She said he has a tiny penis she has nicknamed the caterpillar. Anyway, she said he has become too attached and has abandoned all his friends and doesn't know what to do when he's not all up her arse.

Should I do her or not?
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:32 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:33 pm to
turn it in puss
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:33 pm to
Whatever you do, don't use protection.
Posted by UltimateHog
Oregon
Member since Dec 2011
65761 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:33 pm to
You should go find a shark and try to frick it instead.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:34 pm to
I never really find these threads all that funny.
Posted by Zantrix
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2009
7940 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:35 pm to
If you have to ask, its a bad idea.

DO EEEEEET.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:35 pm to
Go swim as far from the beach as you can. That's what I would do if I were you.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167089 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:35 pm to
Posted by NashBamaFan
Nashville
Member since Mar 2011
2946 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:35 pm to
Would you want someone fricking your fiancé just you because you have a tiny dick? Then again you may help the guy out by making him look big. Douche
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:36 pm to
finger her butt and give her a hitler
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:37 pm to
I generally dislike these threads but this one had some potential but then the op wasn't all that great.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36209 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:37 pm to
Are you from anywhere that is near this beach? Is she? If not, go for it. Karma is overrated.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6247 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:38 pm to
Give her a really big hickey.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

Would you want someone fricking your fiancé just you because you have a tiny dick?

would you want to marry a brawd that puts herself in this situation? that tiny dick comment is just hurtful BTW
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:38 pm to
You sound awesome
Posted by Boomtown
Member since Jan 2014
1986 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:39 pm to
You're definitely telling the truth

ETA: I see you're going off Caterpillars thread. You're even cooler then I thought.
This post was edited on 8/29/14 at 5:41 pm
Posted by TBsoccer13
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2009
355 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:39 pm to
Sounds like she is trying to give her fiance a reason to break it off with her.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:40 pm to
Please kick me in the nuts if i ever have to consult the OT before having sex.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 5:41 pm to
Totally bro! PIIHB!
This post was edited on 8/29/14 at 5:42 pm
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