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Which Les Miles Will We See This Year?
Posted on 8/27/14 at 7:45 pm
Posted on 8/27/14 at 7:45 pm
The Mad Hatter is a dagger-eyed riverboat gambler. He will stare down your pocket aces until you quiver, palmclap his chips onto the table with seismic force, and devour your soul with nothing more than a gnawed up fist and a tattered, one-eyed jack that doesn't even match the deck. His laughter reeks of mercury and lost sanity, but before your eyes even have the chance to water, the walls suddenly disappear and all you can see are the blurry cypress treetops and scorched earth trailing behind his flying, steaming hell vessel. You could abandon ship, but you will be devoured in its wake of two-headed snakes, rotting nutria, and an endless stew of pitch black Mississippi mud sludge. You quickly turn back to him, only to find a faceless old man in blood soaked overalls, kicking back in his rocking chair, picking a banjo with no strings. Yet, somehow, you hear each and every note he plays.
The Grass Eater is a giant, plodding terrestrial creature who bores his opponents into a vegetative state. He slowly grazes upon them until he's ready to poop them out at his leisure. As he sits atop his throne, he enjoys reading a first-edition, signed copy of Bo Schembechler's "Farmer's Almanac", a single page at a time. He's an emblem of ancient Asian folklore, and he's notoriously difficult to breed in captivity. He has a want to win, but maybe only slightly moreso than he has a want to nap.
So, which Les Miles will we see this year? Which Les Miles do you want to see this year?
The Grass Eater is a giant, plodding terrestrial creature who bores his opponents into a vegetative state. He slowly grazes upon them until he's ready to poop them out at his leisure. As he sits atop his throne, he enjoys reading a first-edition, signed copy of Bo Schembechler's "Farmer's Almanac", a single page at a time. He's an emblem of ancient Asian folklore, and he's notoriously difficult to breed in captivity. He has a want to win, but maybe only slightly moreso than he has a want to nap.
So, which Les Miles will we see this year? Which Les Miles do you want to see this year?
This post was edited on 8/28/14 at 1:51 am
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Posted on 8/27/14 at 7:48 pm to MoffittBabies
The risk-taker with zero/nothing to lose.
That may be the best Les IMO...
That may be the best Les IMO...
Posted on 8/27/14 at 7:52 pm to MoffittBabies
Solid imagery.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:08 pm to lsu2006
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Solid imagery.
I enjoy taking the objective, journalistic approach.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:22 pm to MoffittBabies
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toothless old man in blood soaked overalls, gently swaying back and forth in a rocking chair, picking a banjo with no strings.
Fan of True Blood, huh?
Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:29 pm to MoffittBabies
Grass eating fake punt gambler, hopefully anyway
Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:32 pm to MoffittBabies
LSU is going to see a lot of 9 in the box.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:34 pm to MoffittBabies
Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:37 pm to MoffittBabies
3rd and long reverse to Deangelo Peterson Les + Mercy Knee Les = 2015 Championship
Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:37 pm to MoffittBabies
On a board full of awful grammar, poor syntax, petty bickering and a serious dearth of creativity, this is a gem of a post.
And I mean that with utmost sincerity.
A+, sir. Very good stuff.
In response, I get the feeling that the cackling, sportswriter devouring, dream killing Miles will show this year.
He seems to like this team A LOT.
And I mean that with utmost sincerity.
A+, sir. Very good stuff.
In response, I get the feeling that the cackling, sportswriter devouring, dream killing Miles will show this year.
He seems to like this team A LOT.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:40 pm to Guava Jelly
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Which Les Miles Will We See This Year?
the one whose ideal game is a 3-0 W with 180 yards rushing
won't get blown out by better teams but no comfortable wins against lesser teams
it is what it is
This post was edited on 8/27/14 at 8:45 pm
Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:54 pm to Guava Jelly
quote:
On a board full of awful grammar, poor syntax, petty bickering and a serious dearth of creativity, this is a gem of a post.
And I mean that with utmost sincerity.
A+, sir. Very good stuff.
quote:
In response, I get the feeling that the cackling, sportswriter devouring, dream killing Miles will show this year.
God, I hope not. Then again, I'm not even really sure this Mad Hatter character ever *really* existed in the first place.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:09 pm to MoffittBabies
Les always comes out on top when he's an aggressive gambler and let's his boys play ball. I want to see 2007 Florida Les, not game of the century part 1 les.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:19 pm to MoffittBabies
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The Mad Hatter is a dagger-eyed riverboat gambler. He will stare down your pocket aces until you quiver, palmclap his chips onto the table with seismic force, and devour your soul with nothing more than a gnawed up fist and a tattered, one-eyed jack that doesn't even match the deck. His laughter reeks of mercury and lost sanity, but before your eyes even have the chance to water, the walls suddenly disappear and all you can see are the blurry cypress treetops and scorched earth trailing behind his flying, steaming hell vessel. You could abandon ship, but you will be devoured in a wake of two-headed snakes, rotting nutria, and an endless stew of pitch black Mississippi mud sludge. You quickly turn back towards him, only to find a faceless old man in blood soaked overalls, picking a banjo with no strings. Yet, somehow, you hear each and every note he plays.
The Grass Eater is a giant, plodding terrestrial creature who bores his opponents into vegetation. He slowly grazes upon them until he's ready to poop them out at his leisure. As he sits atop his throne, he enjoys reading a first-edition, signed copy of Bo Schembechler's "Farmer's Almanac", a single page at a time. He's an emblem of ancient Asian folklore, and he's notoriously difficult to breed in captivity. He has a want to win, but maybe only slightly moreso than he has a want to nap.
So, which Les Miles will we see this year? Which Les Miles do you want to see this year?
I'll take the Mad Hatter to geaux please.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:26 pm to MoffittBabies
Post of the year
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:29 pm to mpwilging
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The risk-taker with zero/nothing to lose.
I can see this kind of Les Miles
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:45 pm to MoffittBabies
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:46 pm to Cmlsu5618
Sniffle
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:51 pm to Cmlsu5618
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LINK
This one.
The only letters the Mad Hatter has ever written were stuffed into the coat pockets of his victims, and they were too destroyed by the elements for the police to fully reconstruct. This does not bode well for us.
This post was edited on 8/27/14 at 9:56 pm
Posted on 8/27/14 at 10:00 pm to MoffittBabies
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He's an emblem of ancient Asian folklore, and he's notoriously difficult to breed in captivity. He has a want to win, but maybe only slightly moreso than he has a want to nap
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