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Draxvoice: "Oh, I was thinking about something else."

"You can trouble me with a warm glass of shut the hell up"

I was in a meeting with a client this morning and worked a "well, that escalated quickly" into the conversation.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

watched Tommy Boy over the weekend so i'll be saying "There's a cliff!" a lot over the next few days

"There was one?"

"Scuse me, I believe you have my stapler...."

I probably quote the office at least three time a day, here are some of my go-to Mike Scott-isms.

Fool me once strike one, fool me tice- strik three.

I will literally kill you and your entire family

You don't know me, you've just seen my penis

Do you think that doing alcohol is cool ??!!?

I love inside jokes
-Love to be a part of one someday

Tell him to call me ASAP as possible

The worst thing about prison was the dementors!!

Welcome back jerky-jerk face

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me

I'm not superstitious, I'm just a little stitious.

It's a pimple, Avril laveign gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive

Just gots to get your freak on

Crazy world, lots of smells

I'm collar-blind.

We're all homos.. Homo sapiens

I understand.. Nothing

Gay porn, straight porn, it's all gewd

Friends joke with one another..
"Hey you're poor. Hey you're mommas dead"
That's what friends do.

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke, that's why it's a joke


Society teaches us that grief is wrong. We'll not all grief is bad, there's such a ing as good grief, just ask Charlie Brown.


Maybe next time you will estimate me

The one I use the most is definitely:

Just poopin, you know how I be.