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Arthur "Gator" Blank: pimp extraordinaire

Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:55 am
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24447 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 8:55 am


Looks like da A-T-L is kickin the in game experience up a few notches on the bed post. My man Gator Blank is now pimpin out cheerleaders for some private sessions with the fans.

quote:

Loyal Atlanta Falcons fans are in for quite a perk, especially if they have a thing for cheerleaders. That’s because now, all season ticket holders who have accrued enough “memory points” through the team’s rewards program can request the presence of a cheerleader at their seats during gameday.

No. Really.

Sure, they can also use them to stand on the field, get a player autograph or hang out with the team mascot. But let’s focus on the first one. Yes, fans can use their smartphone to order a visit from a blonde in a short skirt and a tight top.

What could possibly go wrong?



If the football team can't get fans in the stands, then why not hit the homies up with a few tricks. Brilliant move, Gator! Now for some johns to start saving up those "memory points."


Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64064 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:00 am to
I can't down vote this.

What else will the fans have to watch thats worth a sh!t?
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43438 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:01 am to
dude looks like he would drink expensive wine and sniff assholes.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24447 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:02 am to
quote:

What else will the fans have to watch thats worth a sh!t?



This!

This post was edited on 8/27/14 at 9:03 am
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64064 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:04 am to
What I said yo!
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24447 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:15 am to
I know. Just looking for reasons to post hot chicks in ATL jerseys. It's the only thing Falcons that's worth a damn

This post was edited on 8/27/14 at 9:18 am
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64064 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:19 am to
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:22 am to
How many points for em to wear a saints bikini for me? I'll make it rain on dem hoes while Brees makes it rain touchdowns
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15873 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:24 am to
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:31 am to
quote:

Yes, fans can use their smartphone to order a visit from a blonde in a short skirt and a tight top.


this might be the only thing I envy about Atlanta......
Posted by Curt
Bogalusa, La.
Member since Feb 2009
273 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 9:35 am to
quote:

dude looks like he would drink expensive wine and sniff assholes


THIS
Posted by Big D of the LC
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
1031 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 10:52 am to
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 12:19 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 2:06 pm to
Makes girls less attractive to be in falcons gear.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24447 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Makes girls less attractive to be in falcons gear.




which brings us to this....



Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 2:26 pm to
Now I can get behind that. Literally.
Posted by Big D of the LC
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
1031 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:51 pm to


Yep I see what you mean
Posted by Ldrake53
Member since Feb 2013
2171 posts
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:01 pm to
Looking forward to Freek's perspective on this.......
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24447 posts
Posted on 8/28/14 at 8:44 am to
The rack on this chick is incredible. Wow


Posted by Big D of the LC
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
1031 posts
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:09 pm to
That would have been hard for me to paint those fleur de lis on there
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