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The lucrative business of crappy art

Posted on 8/19/14 at 7:17 pm
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22396 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 7:17 pm
"Artist", "Visionary" , and master of the vertical stripe Barnett Newman's paintings are going for 40 million plus.

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some examples...





I'd post more but just picture those 2, exactly the same, with different color stripes.

I think rich people would pay out the arse for a house slipper full of bandaids if they thought it was posh.

Go into your garage, get the Valspar and a yard stick and pay your bills.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22079 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 7:22 pm to
Jackson Pollock
No. 5(1948)
$164,700,000 (Sold for $140 mil. in 2006; adjusted for inflation)

To me it looks like a cow ate a bunch of ugly paint colors and vomited on a canvas.

This post was edited on 8/19/14 at 7:23 pm
Posted by TigerMeister
North shore
Member since Nov 2009
2389 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 7:23 pm to
You're looking at it wrong
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 7:25 pm to
Most artist do not live long enough to reap the rewards of these paydays.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22396 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 7:29 pm to
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You're looking at it wrong



Fine.

Master of the incorrectly displayed horizontal stripe.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 7:43 pm to
sorry you don't get it
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 7:45 pm to
Wow. Such powerful expressions. I love the one that expresses desire in the wake of tragedy after the bombing of London. So deep and breathtaking.
Posted by bamaphan13
Member since Jan 2011
989 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 7:49 pm to
The true art is convincing people they should pay for it
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 7:49 pm to
The blue one is upside down!
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

The true art is convincing people they should pay for it

Posted by silverthorn
Fort Collins, CO
Member since Nov 2011
724 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 7:55 pm to
You've got it upside down
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 7:56 pm to
idiots.

I hate art like this
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12268 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:37 pm to
You have no concept of shape, form, design or composition.
Posted by Diddles
LA
Member since Apr 2013
6981 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:39 pm to
His use of shades is impressive.
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46643 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:41 pm to
Where did the other art thread go?
Posted by Sellecks Moustache
NC
Member since Jun 2014
5994 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:42 pm to
Pretty sure the first one is just a photo of a ping pong table.
Posted by OldTigahFot
Drinkin' with the rocket scientists
Member since Jan 2012
10500 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:47 pm to
Is the title of the first one "The Oneness of Two" or "The Twoness of One" ?

Posted by WTIGER
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
991 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 9:02 pm to
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38649 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 9:11 pm to
I admit modern art is difficult to understand. You can't really comprehend the painting, sculpture or whatever medium without understanding the context of where and when the art piece was done. This includes understanding the macro context of society at the time as well as the micro context of different movement subsets in the art world. Most importantly, you have to understand the PROCESS behind the individual art piece and the artists overall aesthetic. Sure, anyone can paint what he did. But it is his conceptual theory behind his work that gives it heft.
Posted by OldTigahFot
Drinkin' with the rocket scientists
Member since Jan 2012
10500 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

I admit modern art is difficult to understand. You can't really comprehend the painting, sculpture or whatever medium without understanding the context of where and when the art piece was done. This includes understanding the macro context of society at the time as well as the micro context of different movement subsets in the art world. Most importantly, you have to understand the PROCESS behind the individual art piece and the artists overall aesthetic. Sure, anyone can paint what he did. But it is his conceptual theory behind his work that gives it heft.


Sounds eerily similar to Nick Saban's answer when asked how the field goal return coverage broke down.

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