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Maybe one of you cute little fillies can help me out with something

Posted on 8/18/14 at 8:49 pm
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 8:49 pm
What is with the the ancient and longstanding female war on problem solving? Madamsqueal's thread reminded me of this.

When I see a problem, I try to solve it. That's logic and reason. I don't even know what alternative reactions are possible, outside of complete apathy.

So what gives? Why do women hate problem solving so much. And, of course, what the hell else do you want me to do?

frickbot technology is improving every day, ladies. We will soon have other, better options. Just sayin'.
This post was edited on 8/18/14 at 9:14 pm
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 8:51 pm to
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Why do women hate problem solving so much.


becasue they cant do it
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141641 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 8:54 pm to
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cute little phillies
tug mcgraw>>>mike schmidt

Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 8:57 pm to
That's my theory as well. What gives? I thought women were all empowered and shite.
Posted by Grizzley
Member since May 2014
935 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 8:57 pm to
You got 99 problems.... And it sound like a bitch be all ov dem.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 8:58 pm to
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That's logic and reason.

doesn't apply to fillies(correct spelling,) women don't want their problems solved, they just want someone to bitch to about their problems
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:00 pm to
Rent the movie "her".

That's what's coming. I need an OS that won't leave me high and dry though.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:10 pm to
Fillies, huh? No shite. Then why do the Phillies spell their ........ oh right. Edit forthcoming.

It just sucks. I am a fantastic problem solver, but my skills are useless in this context.

I can see merely commiserating when the problem is not solvable, but this is ridiculous. It's like they want things to be difficult, like they gain some kind of energy from it or something.

Are all women succubuses and y'all just aren't telling me?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:14 pm to
bitches just want to bitch, they don't want their problems solved, they just want to bitch
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8089 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:19 pm to
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women don't want their problems solved, they just want someone to bitch to about their problems

Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:22 pm to
It's like they have no capacity for contentment. They need to start shite or wallow in it, for some reason.

Well, it will all be a distant memory when my Cherry 2000 comes in the mail.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:23 pm to
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frickbot technology is improving every day, ladies. We will soon have other, better options. Just sayin'.


This is completely ridiculous and devalues women's role in society by reducing their entire function to sexual gratification...

















We need 'em to make babies, too.

Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:36 pm to
My feeling is that, under the threat of being replaced by frickbots, women will become more receptive to our demands.

Either that, or we harvest their uteruses and grow kids in labs. We'll be so much happier when we don't have to work for pussy.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48338 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:39 pm to
But who will make the sammiches?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:41 pm to
see thru vending machine right above the waist line
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:42 pm to
frickbot software engineers. And if they get them right one in a thousand times, it will be a huge improvement.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17297 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:45 pm to
My garbage disposal broke, I replaced it. I can change a tire and the oil in my car. If something needs to be fixed, I read about how to fix it and do it myself. My parents taught me how to rely on myself. Just depends on how you were raised. Also, I'm an accountant, so I am very logical.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14973 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:47 pm to
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women don't want their problems solved, they just want someone to bitch to about their problems


A-fricking-men.

....and a sig-worthy quote that is
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

My feeling is that, under the threat of being replaced by frickbots, women will become more receptive to our demands. Either that, or we harvest their uteruses and grow kids in labs. We'll be so much happier when we don't have to work for pussy.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14973 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:50 pm to
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wallow in it

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