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I suffer from Morton's Syndrome, a debilitating condition of birth
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:23 pm
I shudder and hesitate to call it a "birth defect"... it's so socially humiliating to be tagged that way, even if it might garner some pity.
The second toes of both my feet are longer than my big toes. I share this condition with one third of my fellow humans, and with the Statue of Liberty, too, I believe.
It's debilitating because this morning I stubbed my second toe on my left foot for about the gazillionth time in my life and now I'm limping around in pain. I hate it. I also have to buy shoes larger than necessary to accomodate those longer second toes. I hate it. I want a toe reduction.
The second toes of both my feet are longer than my big toes. I share this condition with one third of my fellow humans, and with the Statue of Liberty, too, I believe.
It's debilitating because this morning I stubbed my second toe on my left foot for about the gazillionth time in my life and now I'm limping around in pain. I hate it. I also have to buy shoes larger than necessary to accomodate those longer second toes. I hate it. I want a toe reduction.
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Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:24 pm to Rex
You're also a dumbass, but that's not the medical term
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:25 pm to Rex
I'm in the same boat. My 2nd toe looks eerily similar to my pinky finger
This post was edited on 8/17/14 at 1:25 pm
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:25 pm to Rex
Rub some salt on it.
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:25 pm to Rex
I have no pity for you
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:25 pm to Rex
OMG, I have that.
I call it my ET fingers.
I call it my ET fingers.
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:25 pm to Rex
Well this would be good if you werent already collecting disability checks.
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:26 pm to Rex
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:26 pm to Rouge
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Well this would be good if you werent already collecting disability checks.
You must have me confused with somebody else.
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:27 pm to Rex
Wear shoes, crocs or something around the house, Rex.
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:28 pm to CT
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:28 pm to Rex
I have it too. Never stubbed them though because I don't walk directly into shite
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:28 pm to Rex
But, you've got human hands, right?
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:28 pm to Rex
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birth defect"...
If it doesn't affect your ability to type on a keyboard I no care. Could you please try to develope a condition that would cause you to lose motor control of your fingers whenever you stepped near a computer? I am sure the majority of posters would be ecstatic.
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:29 pm to Rex
If your second toe offends thee, cut it off.
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:29 pm to CT
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:29 pm to Rex
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Rex
Down vote
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:30 pm to Rex
I'm flawless so I don't feel your pain you freak
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:31 pm to Vegas Eddie
A down vote for Rex is an up vote for America
Posted on 8/17/14 at 1:31 pm to Rex
Drink a pint of bleach. I hear it helps.
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