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The internet and smartphones have made us all tourists, gawking at our own lives
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:39 am
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:39 am
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Look at these idiots. Oblivious, naïve, and probably American. Even their execution of the quintessential holding-up-the-leaning-tower-of-Pisa pose is deeply flawed. Are they aware of the history? Of the architectural miasma that hangs in the air like the smell of stale Coppertone? No, no they aren't. They're tourists and they suck.
Serendipity has forsaken them. No luck, no providence, no happy accidents. Chance replaced by the resolute certainty of a travel app. Every cobblestone is triangulated and assigned a pixel, every street photographed and mapped onto Street View. Hotels booked according to the most family-friendly reviews at bookings.com, their itinerary copied from TripAdvisor's top-10 attractions before ever leaving home.
I consider "tourist" to be the filthiest of words. It's the curse I grumble when caught behind pedestrians walking without purpose on big-city sidewalks. But I differentiate between explorer and tourist: the former being someone that travels to an unfamiliar place to learn about it, the latter a barbaric asshat driven by the desire to document his very existence. The "I was here" photographer with a penchant for flashing a peace sign.
Stop being a tourist
Posted on 8/14/14 at 12:51 am to biglego
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He sounds pretentious
Posted on 8/14/14 at 1:10 am to hikingfan
They aren't harming the writer in any way. Let them have their fun. The writer can get fricked.
Posted on 8/14/14 at 1:14 am to hikingfan
Guy sounds like a douche.
Posted on 8/14/14 at 1:24 am to hikingfan
Racist. What's he got against our peace sign pictures?
Posted on 8/14/14 at 4:55 am to hikingfan
The guy is an idiot. That has nothing to.do with phones and technology. Different people travel for different reasons. Always been that way.
Posted on 8/14/14 at 5:34 am to Harry Caray
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They aren't harming the writer in any way. Let them have their fun. The writer can get fricked.
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That's me and my family at the top of this piece, taking a poorly executed photo during a whirlwind stopover in Pisa last summer. We were there for all of 10 minutes.
Don't be me. Don’t be a tourist.
Posted on 8/14/14 at 5:45 am to hikingfan
I read it as "terrorist" at first
Posted on 8/14/14 at 5:49 am to hikingfan
If it's not on facebook, it didn't happen.
ETA: And better taking goofy pictures than kicking squirrels off a cliff.
ETA: And better taking goofy pictures than kicking squirrels off a cliff.
This post was edited on 8/14/14 at 5:50 am
Posted on 8/14/14 at 6:00 am to hikingfan
Really don't see any harm with that specific pic. Writer can GFH.
Posted on 8/14/14 at 6:14 am to upgrayedd
He sounds mad and pretentious. As frick.
As if the internet and smartphones creates the tourist mentality.
As if the internet and smartphones creates the tourist mentality.
Posted on 8/14/14 at 6:37 am to Sal Minella
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Don't be me. Don’t be a tourist.
So what he's saying is... don't be a hipster douche that lives in NorCal/NW Pacific?
Posted on 8/14/14 at 7:11 am to lsunurse
So is explorer the hipster version of tourist?
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