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Our next door neighbor said he kills frogs with his bare hands by squeezing them

Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:11 am
Posted by SmackDaniels
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:11 am
until their eyes pop out.

I looked at my wife and she looked at me then she said "are you serious?"
He laughed and said yeah, I hate those damn things. They keep me up at night, they're so loud.

I was thinking WTF? That's some sick shite.

What does the OT think about this? The dude is 47 years old, he's not a 13 year old teenager.

Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:12 am to
Good luck with that.
Posted by LewDawg
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:13 am to
At least he doesn't ribbit apart.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:13 am to
i'd try not to keep him awake... or you might be next
Posted by SW2SCLA
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:14 am to
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:14 am to
I hear it doesn't take long before they croak.
Posted by craigbiggio
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:14 am to
As long as he eats them it's ok
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:14 am to
quote:

At least he doesn't ribbit apart. 



This post was edited on 8/11/14 at 7:15 am
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:16 am to
He's got problems.

Probably,literally has skeletons in his closet.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123805 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:17 am to
You probably kill mice by letting a little metal lever crush them to death in slow agony, their tiny black eyes bulging from their furry little heads as red blood burbles and foams from their mouths, aspirating their final breaths from punctured lungs.
Posted by Speck
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:21 am to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:23 am to
Frog legs
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:23 am to
Is squeezing them the most effective way?
Posted by etow69
Lake Charles
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:24 am to
At least you know who to turn to if you have a frog problem in or around your house.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:28 am to
Maybe, idk

The time I did it, we bashed their little brains in with a mini baseball bat
Posted by SmackDaniels
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Mar 2007
15130 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:30 am to
I applaud the puns in this thread.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:33 am to
quote:

At least he doesn't ribbit apart.


Laughed. Out. Loud.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:35 am to
I strangle my dick with my bare hands.

It tries really hard not to die by making itself hard so it's harder to squeeze, but I try to squeeze even harder.

I know I win because it coughs out spit at it's last gasp. Then it goes limp.
This post was edited on 8/11/14 at 8:05 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:38 am to



Rock hard, huh?
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 8/11/14 at 7:59 am to
When I was a kid I'd catch them, tie a bolt or nut to their legs with string and execute them in a 5 gal bucket full water..
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