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Help me make up a fact for my boss...

Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:27 pm
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:27 pm
Every day I come in and tell him an actual fact. Now that I have him believing them and spreading them at random, I want to start sprinkling in plausible but fake stuff.

Ideas?
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GMOs will give you super cancer
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there are 10 million viruses in 1 teaspoon of seawater.
Posted by Tactical1
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:29 pm to
Winnie the Pooh was originally named "Winnie the Pee"
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

Winnie the Pooh was originally named "Winnie the Pee"
Posted by jimbeam
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If he's gay he should be afraid of Ebola
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His wife is not a good lay.
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:30 pm to
Well female koalas have 2 vaginas

Why don't you just replace koala with like cow, or monkey, or pit bull
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Discuss.
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:32 pm to
Babies aren't dishwasher safe.

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Posted by DawgCountry
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:34 pm to
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His wife is not a good lay.


I can vouch for this
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:34 pm to
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Posted by ForeverLSU02
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Help me make up a fact for my boss...

You hate your job
Posted by TU Rob
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:35 pm to
The average pig eats 1/3 of their body weight each day.
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:36 pm to
Airplane turbines have to spin opposite ways on each wing or else the plane would do barrel rolls during a flight
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:37 pm to
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Airplane turbines have to spin opposite ways on each wing or else the plane would do barrel rolls during a flight
That's a good one.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:37 pm to
It is impossible for a cop to see a dog and not kill it.

Everything is trashy

BRCIOOC

BRTIOOC
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 3:38 pm
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