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Why were old toilet seats so small?

Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:39 pm
Posted by barry
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:39 pm
We recently replaced some in our house and the seats are small circles vs newer longer oval shaped ones. This was probably more of an issue for dudes seeing as we have stuff that has to go upfront.

I mean did it really take that long to figure this shite out?
Posted by hardhead
stinky bayou
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:40 pm to
people were not so fat back in the day
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:40 pm to
cuz people used to not be so fat
Posted by CAD703X
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77890 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:40 pm to
dammit
Posted by barry
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Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

people were not so fat back in the day



Its not a fat issues its a quality of seat issue. I know people hung out on the can back in the day too, they just did it with newspapers instead of iphones.

You want maximum thigh contact so I can delay the cutting off of blood as long as possible.
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 12:42 pm
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:40 pm to
Fatass
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 12:41 pm
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:41 pm to
Yep they were normal size for non fatties. Showers used to be smaller also.
Posted by brgfather129
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Obesity rates have more than doubled in adults and children since the 1970’s


quote:

More than two-thirds of U.S. adults are overweight or obese
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:42 pm to
Buncha barrel asses today.
Posted by barry
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Member since Aug 2006
50336 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:43 pm to
they are longer not wider.
Posted by nolanola
Member since Nov 2010
7580 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

We recently replaced some in our house and the seats are small circles vs newer longer oval shaped ones. This was probably more of an issue for dudes seeing as we have stuff that has to go upfront.



Yep, gotta watch that your junk doesn't hit the front of the toilet on the old ones. Same thing with the height of old toilets.
Posted by SaltyMcKracker
Member since Sep 2011
2754 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:48 pm to
They are to fit different type toilets. You can get a round or elongated bowl toilet. I am not a fan of the round bowl toilets.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:55 pm to
there are still two types.

Standard and Elongated/
Posted by barry
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:57 pm to
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Yep, gotta watch that your junk doesn't hit the front of the toilet on the old ones


Got to be one of my top 5 not favorite feelings.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171024 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:59 pm to
Yea it's all cold and just barely wet. Eugh
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 1:00 pm to
People are fatter now.

While we are on the subject, I fully intend to have a urinal installed in the master bath of my next house.
Posted by barry
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 1:01 pm to
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I fully intend to have a urinal installed in the master bath of my next house.


My new job has the urinals where its basically a mini toilet ball so you minimize splash back, its the tits.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

minimize splash back


That would be awesome. Personally, I have a strong flow.
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 1:10 pm
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13737 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 1:10 pm to
Damn I hate those little round seats. Like trying to crap in a 5 gal bucket.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 1:13 pm to
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Like trying to crap in a 5 gal bucket.


Sorta makes me homesick for the old camp.
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