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That's not really funny man.

I laughed because it was so bad

you get an upvote for trying

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A baby seal walks into a club

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go on

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?









Ironman isn't a command

Why is a womans wedding dress white?

To match the rest of the appliances


Why are womens feet so small?

So they can stand closer to the stove.


Why do you never buy your wife a watch as a present?

Theres a clock on the oven.


What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you havent already told her twice.


Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets out of a battered womens shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Classic

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That's not really funny man.

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5 upvotes.

So these two greek statues have been in this courtyard for a couple centuries. God sees these two and takes pity on them and grants them life for one day. The statues awaken and lock eyes with one another. The jump down from their pedestals and walk toward each other. The man says to the woman "I've been looking at you for 200 years" the woman says "Yea I've been looking at you too." The man says "You thinking what I'm thinking?" The woman says "Yea, lets go" So they go off behind the bushes and theres all kinds of noises and bushes rustling. A few minutes later they walk out and say to each other "wow I cant believe how much fun that was". The woman says "You wanna do it again?". The man says "Sure, but this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll shite on his head."