quote:
Those weird photos of Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and some ladies hanging out in what appears to be a bathroom come with an equally bughouse backstory. They were first put on the internet by a man named Frank Hoover, who alleges that they were taken by people looking to set up Jerry Jones in an extortion plot. Hoover explains all of this in his 20-page manifesto, which also makes clear that Hoover is in fact the son of God.

quote:
OVERVIEW
This is the third and final letter I’m going to write to you. I’ve spent hours trying to get in touch with your people and they won’t listen. Before I left Dallas in October of 2012, I wrote Levi a note and sent him the photos explaining that all I wanted was to meet you and give you the evidence of the crime. I was ignored and so I left Dallas to disappear for a year hoping things would get better.

On October 13, 2013, I stepped into my elevator and the song by Counting Crows, Mr. Jones, started playing on the radio. I didn’t even know it was your birthday but something triggered a recall of theevents in my mind and I started reaching out to you again through your attorneys. I emailed them and explained that this was not about money, but my safety. I met with Liz twice and showed her the evidence in two separate meetings. They asked if they could have the documents and I said not unless I’m safe from the repercussions. After those meetings, they ignored me even after telling them my life was being threatened and telling them I would go to the FBI. I went to my boss and asked him to help through his contacts in Washington. Because of the sensitive nature of the information, I wouldn’t reveal who the person was, just that I needed help getting the attention of an unnamed billionaire who was going to be extorted again for millions. They ignored me and so I went to the local district attorney who is a friend of mine, Melissa Miles. She knows who 24K is and she told me to go to the police. Again, I was left alone facing death and didn’t go to the police because the media attention would ruin your reputation and cause harm.

In the end, I’ve sat here and no one will listen to me. Today, I have a negative balance in my checking account, I was laid off on my birthday, December 13th, 2013 and my girlfriend left me because of therisks and my job to provide you this information. I don’t even have a bed to sleep on. I sleep on an inflatable mattress with a hole in it so when I wake up in the mornings, I’m tilted upside down. I could’ve easily called TMZ or another media outlet to sell these for millions, but I didn’t. The fact is I’m not about making a fast buck. I’m about what’s right and wrong. Mr. Jones, you were wronged and it will happenagain if I don’t help you. All I ask in return is for your friendship and my own safety and well-being. I just need you to believe in me.

quote:
HELLO WORLD.
I was born on December, 13, 1976 which is 7 years to the day after Pope Frances (who coincidentally shares my name and that of my ex-wife, Francesca, born in Italy) was ordained into the Catholic Church in 1969. I was raised Catholic and attended Catholic schools all of my life. The year 1976 was also the 200th anniversary of the American Revolution, the year the US removed all mentions of Gold from the currency, buildings and other government-related objects. I have written detailed plans for God’s Revolution which were influenced by God’s hand. My mother was born on January 20 th(Martin Luther King Day and inauguration day 2014). My brother was born on July 12, 1980, the day before president George Washington became a senior officer of the army (July 13, 1798). He left the army on December 14, 1799, one day after my birthday. The stars and planets were signs predicting my return and showing me the way.

full 20 pages here

the photos in the PDF are pretty damn....odd

Deadspin has all the photos one is questionable so I won't link it.

TL;DR

Crazy guy thinks he is the son of god and uses the photos of Jerry Jones rubbing up on some chicks to spread the word.

This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 4:15 pm