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Favorite line from The Simpsons?

Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:10 pm
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:10 pm
Super Nintendo Chalmers

Bonus questions: favorite side character. Tough one for sure, but I will go with Ol' Gil.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:12 pm to
"I call the big one Bitey."
-Homer Simpson

Marge vs. the Monorail
This post was edited on 8/4/14 at 1:15 pm
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:14 pm to
"D'oh!"- Homer Simpson

Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
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Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

Favorite line from The Simpsons?


Saw thread. Was coming to post...

quote:

Super Nintendo Chalmers





Almost anything Ralph says is solid gold.
Posted by Hoodoo Man
Sunshine Pumping most days.
Member since Oct 2011
31637 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:24 pm to
"The operation could increase your brain power, or it could kill you."

"Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it."
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6364 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:26 pm to
"It's like he's in the dashboard of the whole country."

From the same episode(used many times on my trips to Brazil),"Everything here is something."
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101914 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:27 pm to
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidently" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
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Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by the smoke monster
USA USA USA
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Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

favorite side character


Snake


Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47715 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:36 pm to
Sleep, that's where I'm a Viking - Ralph

Is this like the time you saw snagglepuss outside?

He was using the bathroom - Ralpg
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:37 pm to
"Noooooooo!!! They're BOTH losers!" - Homer
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:44 pm to
I want some taquitos
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49220 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:47 pm to
I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71326 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:48 pm to
I just want to say the episode where he becomes an evil henchman is pure gold Jerry.
Posted by LukeSidewalker
Mobile, Alabama
Member since Dec 2012
8417 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:48 pm to
There are so many lines from the show that are friggin epic. The best was likely something Homer said.

Side character. Sideshow Bob.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:49 pm to
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. - Homer

Favorite Side Character: Troy McClure
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66992 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:54 pm to
"They'll play what I tell them to play, for I am the Mayor of Albuquerque!"
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
12740 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:58 pm to
There are so many good ones. A couple of my favorites.

From Grandpa Simpson: "My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist...but he is NOT a porn star."

From Homer, when Burns tells him to leave the mansion: "Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead: Do your worst!"
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:59 pm to
Chief Wiggum is gold:

This DOES taste like Grandma!

Scum freezebag!

Homer:

Forget it! He releases the hounds on every charity that comes to the door, Feed the Children, Save the Whales, even Release the Hounds!

Are you ready to laauugh?!!?
Posted by chris44gwlsu
Berlin, Germany
Member since Jan 2008
1165 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 2:00 pm to
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me!
Post Office Guy: Okay Mr. Burns, whats your first name?
Homer: I...don't know!
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