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3rd Annual Opening Day at Finns (Glass handjob Day)

Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:56 am
Posted by lsu31always
Team 31™
Member since Jan 2008
107735 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:56 am
Since glass is too poor to afford a smart phone, he is imploring me to start this thread. Epl opening day aka glass gives hand job day. I will be unable to attend. To qualify, you must be wearing a Michael Bradley jersey. If you have a custom Michael Bradley Arsenal jersey, you get upgraded to a blow job from glass.

Qualify for a handjob:
SHeep
Attending:
S
Bravetiger
Glassman
Wizz
Bully Frog
ETM
Maybe:
Declined:
31
AZ Bengal
StraightCash
South of the South (Because he is a pussy)
This post was edited on 8/3/14 at 7:31 pm
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56151 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:02 am to
In, maybe.

If I can get out of staying at home alone that day, I may change my mind.

Especially if cupcakes are involved.
This post was edited on 8/3/14 at 8:45 pm
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19484 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:35 am to
quote:

To qualify, you must be wearing a Michael Bradley jersey


Done.

quote:

If you have a custom Michael Bradley Arsenal jersey, you get upgraded to a blow job from glass.


What does an autographed Michael Bradley national team jersey get me? Aston Villa Bradley jersey?
Posted by lsu31always
Team 31™
Member since Jan 2008
107735 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Whatever he wants
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155364 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 12:06 pm to
bravetiger and i will host the pre handjob party next saturday
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
18917 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 12:19 pm to
If I can find a ride from Finns to red dress run then I'll be there. Will probably just pay for a cab if I need to and drunk streetcar is always an option.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125393 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 12:23 pm to
I will be there in spirit
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20740 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 12:28 pm to
In
Posted by AZBayouBengal07
Metry
Member since Nov 2005
2799 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 1:58 pm to
Im out, but ill be there in spirit. When they go smoke free ill be able to bring my newborn and I can get back on the wagon.
Posted by lsu31always
Team 31™
Member since Jan 2008
107735 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 2:24 pm to
Different weekends
Posted by wizziko
New Jersey Nets Fan
Member since Jan 2006
35881 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 2:29 pm to
I'll be there in my Euro sized Tottenham Hotspur shirt
Posted by lsu31always
Team 31™
Member since Jan 2008
107735 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 2:34 pm to
I would love to have a dempsey tottenham jersey just to piss off all the arsenal fans
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56151 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 3:51 pm to
You would really smell like shyt then.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116088 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 7:23 pm to
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wizziko


What is Lester going to be wearing?
Posted by BraveTiger225
Atlanta, GA
Member since May 2008
17662 posts
Posted on 8/3/14 at 7:56 pm to
I hate this, but I will have to be tentative. Fair chance I am moving that weekend.
Posted by BraveTiger225
Atlanta, GA
Member since May 2008
17662 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 7:52 am to
quote:

bravetiger and i will host the pre handjob party next saturday


Championship rimjobs for everyone. And since Leeds and Fulham don't play at the same time on Saturday, everyone can get 2.

Wait, what?
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19484 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 8:07 am to
Who's bringing the nametags?

And the cupcakes?
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116088 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 8:10 am to
quote:

the cupcakes?


I'm on it.
Posted by BraveTiger225
Atlanta, GA
Member since May 2008
17662 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 8:11 am to
You guys don't even understand how much it will kill me to not be there. I actually brought up the idea to the wife, but the level of sarcasm in her response was nothing ever seen on this planet. I was actually impressed.
Posted by Downtown Devin Brown
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2013
1523 posts
Posted on 8/4/14 at 8:33 am to
quote:

If I can find a ride from Finns to red dress run then I'll be there. Will probably just pay for a cab if I need to and drunk streetcar is always an option.


Red dress run is this coming saturday ... EPL openning weekend in the following weekend
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