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Anyone Else Glad They Are Circumcised? (SRS)
Posted on 8/2/14 at 6:50 pm
Posted on 8/2/14 at 6:50 pm
seems more and more i see people saying that circumcision is the most evil act ever committed, etc. but i am proud of my cut dink (srs)
TFW you dont have to wash sweaty mucus out of your dink folds
TFW your dink never gets smelly
TFW you dont have to worry about phimosis
TFW your dink is more aesthetic than anteater penor brahs
TFW girls call uncircumcised dinks "weird" or "gross" and youre sitting back smiling because you have an aesthetic, cut dink.
Any other OT-lounger know these feels?
TFW you dont have to wash sweaty mucus out of your dink folds
TFW your dink never gets smelly
TFW you dont have to worry about phimosis
TFW your dink is more aesthetic than anteater penor brahs
TFW girls call uncircumcised dinks "weird" or "gross" and youre sitting back smiling because you have an aesthetic, cut dink.
Any other OT-lounger know these feels?
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Posted on 8/2/14 at 6:51 pm to rocket31
dude but "sex doesn't feel as good" 
Posted on 8/2/14 at 6:51 pm to rocket31
quote:
your dink never gets smelly
Mine does, i would assume you using the word "dink" is what keeps yours from getting that way
Posted on 8/2/14 at 6:52 pm to rocket31
+1
All I got in this thread
All I got in this thread
Posted on 8/2/14 at 6:53 pm to rocket31
TFW?
Posted on 8/2/14 at 6:55 pm to rocket31
and what exactly would prompt you to sit back and ponder this on a fine saturday afternoon?....
Posted on 8/2/14 at 6:56 pm to rocket31
Also cuts the chance of getting the AIDS by like 10.
Posted on 8/2/14 at 6:57 pm to Spankum
There are a couple of dudes who go nuts pushing anteater propaganda in these threads, calling it mutilation and whatnot. To each his own.
Posted on 8/2/14 at 6:58 pm to Spankum
quote:
what exactly would prompt you to sit back and ponder this on a fine saturday afternoon?
last night a lady friend of mine was ragging on this dude she met on tinder who was uncircumcised...
then another girl jumped into the conversation and said that circumcision is wrong, immoral etc
Posted on 8/2/14 at 6:59 pm to rocket31
Your dick went straight to DVD
Posted on 8/2/14 at 7:00 pm to rocket31
quote:
last night a lady friend of mine was ragging on this dude she met on tinder who was uncircumcised... then another girl jumped into the conversation and said that circumcision is wrong, immoral etc
ok, that makes me feel a little better...I thought maybe you were just sitting there looking at your schlong and thinking about this...
Posted on 8/2/14 at 7:02 pm to rocket31
I feel like I'm a cut above other people
Posted on 8/2/14 at 7:03 pm to Kafka
I feel like I'm a cut below others
Posted on 8/2/14 at 7:04 pm to rocket31
Thank god I'm circumcised.
Posted on 8/2/14 at 7:08 pm to rocket31
quote:Everybody's "dink" gets smelly.
TFW your dink never gets smelly
Posted on 8/2/14 at 7:09 pm to Spankum
quote:
and what exactly would prompt you to sit back and ponder this on a fine saturday afternoon?....
He is obsessed with what people think about him so any little perceived edge he thinks he can get is a boost for his self esteem.
Posted on 8/2/14 at 7:11 pm to rocket31
Rocket has a small dink and is a shitty miscer srs
Posted on 8/2/14 at 7:11 pm to stout
My parents had a first baseman glove made out of the specimen. Couldn't use it until high school, though.
Posted on 8/2/14 at 7:12 pm to Old Money
But he has awesome facial symmetry
Posted on 8/2/14 at 7:12 pm to Kafka
:stereotypes:
I really couldn't spare any material, but it was still worth it.
I really couldn't spare any material, but it was still worth it.
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