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Posted on 8/2/14 at 9:29 am
Posted by LSUDM2001
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2006
278 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 9:29 am
Crazy lady who lives next door is achieving new heights this morning. We already have established that we hate each other. She is likely somewhat crazy. She won't even look at me when she comes home.

She's a single mom with one kid. The kid just came back from what I assume was summer with dad and he came home with a new puppy.

This morning, my Saturday morning paper reading was interrupted to her yelling her head off in the backyard while her 10-11 year old son is mowing her grass. BTW, she has never done it once and either makes her son do it or begs people from her church to do it for her. The yard is a damn wreck.

Well, she's been yelling all damn morning while the kid is crying and mowing. All the while, something is going on with that puppy as it was screaming and yelping as if it was being tortured. The yelling, screaming, puppy yelping, etc almost made me call the cops. The best was I could see her yelling at him over the roar of the mower at one point.

This lady is crazy as he'll and the only reason she could buy the house is because the previous owner foreclosed after she lost her job.

Yay for the suburbs, I guess. Wish I could get this lady out of here.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75130 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 9:31 am to
Move
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61590 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 9:34 am to
Arson is the answer
Posted by Hawgeye
tFlagship Brothel
Member since Jun 2009
30912 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 9:34 am to
No HOA?
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34405 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 9:37 am to
Only way to win is to one up her crazy with your crazy.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 9:41 am to
You should start cutting grass real early in the morning. Apparently people don't like that shite.


Or blast some hip hop only when she starts yelling.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16544 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 9:41 am to
Posted by FISH N TIGER
South Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
1165 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 9:41 am to
One call to social services, and one call to animal control to report abuse for both dog and kid. Your Welcome!
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37355 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 9:56 am to
quote:

One call to social services, and one call to animal control to report abuse for both dog and kid. Your Welcome!


Do this. Seriously.
Posted by HurricaneDunc
Houston
Member since Nov 2008
10472 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 9:57 am to
quote:

Crazy Neighbor


I used to have one of these
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56130 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 10:01 am to
If you don't have a crazy neighbor, you are the crazy neighbor.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27770 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 10:04 am to
Did you ever go over and offer to just cut her grass while you are doing your own?
I mean.. we can help people out, or just laugh at them on the OT. Laughing on the OT doesn't involve any sweat, so most will choose this route.

and for the record... That's not a crazy neighbor.That's just a stressed out person that doesnt know how to handle things.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27770 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 10:13 am to
quote:

Crazy Neighbor

quote:
Crazy Neighbor



I used to have one of these


Me too.. "used to" is a key phrase here.
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 10:22 am to
Film this shite
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9910 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 10:57 am to
quote:

Did you ever go over and offer to just cut her grass while you are doing your own? I mean.. we can help people out, or just laugh at them on the OT. Laughing on the OT doesn't involve any sweat, so most will choose this route. and for the record... That's not a crazy neighbor.That's just a stressed out person that doesnt know how to handle things.

Good post brother. Offer to cut her grass - she's a single mom (hence the poor yard conditions). I promise you, this will go a long way and you'll feel good about yourself for stepping up and lending a hand to someone in need.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12135 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 11:01 am to
After you mow her lawn maybe she will let you trim her hedges.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 11:03 am to
Why not quit being a dick and offer to cut her grass?
Posted by LSUDM2001
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2006
278 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Did you ever go over and offer to just cut her grass while you are doing your own? I mean.. we can help people out, or just laugh at them on the OT. Laughing on the OT doesn't involve any sweat, so most will choose this route.


As a matter of fact, yes I did do some FREE work for her. I pulled up a very large rock garden including border, pebbles, vegetation. In return, I took a few border stones for my yard. It took me two days.

I believe she's mad at me because her front yard is all weeds and the HOA is on her butt. She likely thinks I reported her.

I've tried to even extend the olive branch of warning her about recent break ins on our street. She walked away and didn't say a word.

Maybe not crazy, but definitely not handling it well.....
Posted by LSUDM2001
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2006
278 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 11:13 am to
Her only grass is in her back yard and I've been told to stay out of her backyard when I asked to get my kids ball that went over the fence.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27770 posts
Posted on 8/2/14 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

Crazy Neighbor
Her only grass is in her back yard and I've been told to stay out of her backyard when I asked to get my kids ball that went over the fence.


You must seem untrustworthy to her. She might not be the crazy one.
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