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27 People Confess To The Fattest Thing They’ve Ever Done
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:55 pm
Feel free to add your own if you have a good story.
Fatties gonna fat.
A couple of my favorites...
Fatties gonna fat.
A couple of my favorites...
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Okay I have the perfect story for this.
I told my wife I was going to the gym, but somehow I ended up going to Mcdonald’s instead.
I ate my cheeseburgers in a parking lot, and waited a little while until it seemed long enough for a workout.
When I got home, I poured water on my head and shirt to look like I had been sweating.
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I ate half of a cake once when I should have only one piece. I was horrified and didn’t want anyone to know, so I finished the cake, baked a whole new one, forced myself to eat the one allowed piece.
Then I barfed in the middle of dinner.
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I did this somewhat on accident once after eating at a Chinese place and then a Mexican establishment. This is a dangerous combination. The aftermath hit me on the way home. I ended up driving about 90 mph with one hand on the wheel and the other holding my butt cheeks together as tears streamed down my face. I was thrusting my pelvis into the air to get maximum leverage against the unstoppable force making its way out of me. I pulled into my driveway on an angle with my driver’s side door closest to my house door and didn’t worry about closing any of them or shutting my car off as I sprinted in to the bathroom. I made it with no time to spare. It was a great victory.
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Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:57 pm to Augustus
not reading that repulsive shite
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:57 pm to Augustus
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I ate half of a cake once when I should have only one piece. I was horrified and didn’t want anyone to know, so I finished the cake, baked a whole new one, forced myself to eat the one allowed piece.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:57 pm to Augustus
One year for my birthday I bought enough Hershey Pie slices from Burger King to make a full pie, and ate cheese breadsticks from Pizza Hut with it.
frick it was amazing, but I couldnt eat nearly as much as I thought I'd be able to.
frick it was amazing, but I couldnt eat nearly as much as I thought I'd be able to.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:57 pm to Augustus
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:58 pm to Augustus
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I ate half of a cake once when I should have only one piece. I was horrified and didn’t want anyone to know, so I finished the cake, baked a whole new one, forced myself to eat the one allowed piece.
Then I barfed in the middle of dinner.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:58 pm to Augustus
fattest thing I've ever done was ate two caniacs (before they dropped a strip). It was a buy one get one free for a LSU Basketball Canes challenge... My two buddies split one and because they didn't include me I acted all tough and ate every bite. That has to be like 5000 calories all in one sitting...
This post was edited on 7/30/14 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:59 pm to crankbait
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I ate half of a cake once when I should have only one piece. I was horrified and didn’t want anyone to know, so I finished the cake, baked a whole new one, forced myself to eat the one allowed piece.
She could have blamed the dog, or said she dropped it on the floor?
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:59 pm to boom roasted
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Ever heard of a Scotch egg? I make a dessert version using spice cake wrapped around a Cadbury egg and deep fried. Served with buttercream frosting as “gravy”. It’s absolutely delicious, but everyone within a 10 meter radius gets diabetes
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:59 pm to SprintFun
They sell the whole pie at Walmart, FYI. Edwards Hershey Pie.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 3:00 pm to Augustus
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Fattest Thing They’ve Ever Done
her name was beth
Posted on 7/30/14 at 3:05 pm to Augustus
I need to go workout now, because after reading that I feel fatter by osmosis.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 3:05 pm to Augustus
I'm not even fat but here's one of mine from the dark days of yore:
Opened a container of Oreos. Ate the filling of a few and placed the dried cookies on the counter. Decided to eat a few more. Realized I ate half of the Oreo bag's filling. Figured I might as well finish the bag. Ended up with a pile of dried cookies with no filling. Got the idea for cereal. Ate and finished a whole bag of Oreos by spooning soggy bits that had soaked in milk into my mouth. Puked an hour later.
Opened a container of Oreos. Ate the filling of a few and placed the dried cookies on the counter. Decided to eat a few more. Realized I ate half of the Oreo bag's filling. Figured I might as well finish the bag. Ended up with a pile of dried cookies with no filling. Got the idea for cereal. Ate and finished a whole bag of Oreos by spooning soggy bits that had soaked in milk into my mouth. Puked an hour later.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 3:07 pm to Augustus
I made the recipe for Fast Food Lasagna from Epic Meal Time. It was delicious.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 3:08 pm to StringedInstruments
I once ate about 7 sushi rolls (3 were big rolls, one was Beef Negamaki) in one sitting on my couch.
It was amazing but all the rice swelled in my stomach and I was in pain.
It was amazing but all the rice swelled in my stomach and I was in pain.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 3:11 pm to SouthOfSouth
Chick-Fil-A in Gulfport used to do "Nugget Night" on Wednesdays back in 2006. You could pay $8.95, plus taxes, and eat all the Chick-Fil-A nuggets and fries you want.
I was in HS at the time and there was an unofficial record of 86 nuggets until that fateful night in April 2006 when a friend of mine ate 154 Chick-Fil-A nuggets and even had a medium fry to boot.
He then yacked up whole chunks of fried chicken in front of a family with two small children at the Academy at Crossroads.
Guy really needs to start chewing more.
I was in HS at the time and there was an unofficial record of 86 nuggets until that fateful night in April 2006 when a friend of mine ate 154 Chick-Fil-A nuggets and even had a medium fry to boot.
He then yacked up whole chunks of fried chicken in front of a family with two small children at the Academy at Crossroads.
Guy really needs to start chewing more.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 3:12 pm to StringedInstruments
I'm not fat, but my senior year in HS football recruiters wanted me to gain weight for college ball. I was 6'6 255lbs but they wanted me to play Offensive Tackle.
They put me on a 12,000 calorie a day diet. I worked out twice a day 6 days a week. I would eat 3 large meals a day, eat 3 Mcdoubles before football practice, half gallon of ice cream every evening, and wake up at 3 a.m to eat 2 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
I didn't gain a fricking pound and ended up having to play Juco. I could bench press 420 lbs though halfway through my senior year
Probably took 10 years off of my life when you include my weekend drinking habits and smoking a pack of cigarettes every time I partied.
They put me on a 12,000 calorie a day diet. I worked out twice a day 6 days a week. I would eat 3 large meals a day, eat 3 Mcdoubles before football practice, half gallon of ice cream every evening, and wake up at 3 a.m to eat 2 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
I didn't gain a fricking pound and ended up having to play Juco. I could bench press 420 lbs though halfway through my senior year
Probably took 10 years off of my life when you include my weekend drinking habits and smoking a pack of cigarettes every time I partied.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 3:12 pm to StringedInstruments
Wow my fat moment is nothing compared to these, but I'll go ahead and share anyway.
At home alone one night and decided after watching Man v. Food decided that a good use of my evening would be to gorge myself. Ate a digiorno pizza (not the personal size, the regular one), a double quarter pounder, and most of the fries (had to give a few to the dogs), and washed it down with a 6-pack of beer.
Held it all down just fine, but felt horrible the rest of the night.
At home alone one night and decided after watching Man v. Food decided that a good use of my evening would be to gorge myself. Ate a digiorno pizza (not the personal size, the regular one), a double quarter pounder, and most of the fries (had to give a few to the dogs), and washed it down with a 6-pack of beer.
Held it all down just fine, but felt horrible the rest of the night.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 3:13 pm to StringedInstruments
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I'm not even fat but here's one of mine from the dark days of yore:
Opened a container of Oreos. Ate the filling of a few and placed the dried cookies on the counter. Decided to eat a few more. Realized I ate half of the Oreo bag's filling. Figured I might as well finish the bag. Ended up with a pile of dried cookies with no filling. Got the idea for cereal. Ate and finished a whole bag of Oreos by spooning soggy bits that had soaked in milk into my mouth. Puked an hour later.
There's no way you weren't high as giraffe pussy when you did all this.
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