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Things you can say about your boat, but not your wife/so

Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:40 pm
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:40 pm
She's taking on water!

Make sure you enter her from the stern.

I used to have a two stroke, but I upgraded to a four stroke.

I had to sell her because of the kids.

I let my brother bower her for the weekend.

After I use her she always smells like fish.

I'll probably just put her on the side of the road and try to get some money.

Before you get in her, put the plug in.


You got any others?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:42 pm to
I don't own one.
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:44 pm to
I piled in with a few buddies....
Posted by DieselTiger1
9 Dragon
Member since Oct 2008
13672 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:45 pm to
she's got a few rod holders on her
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83510 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:46 pm to
I can throw her over my shoulder

I find it enjoyable to be inside of her

*I have a kayak
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7662 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:47 pm to
I've plugged a few holes after a rough trip
Posted by DieselTiger1
9 Dragon
Member since Oct 2008
13672 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:48 pm to
My girlfriend just loves her.
Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
10747 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:52 pm to
She got high centered on a big log.

Ran her through some thick shite.

Got enough room in the back to hold a milk crate.
Posted by bootlegger
Ponchatoula
Member since Dec 2012
5330 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:52 pm to
It has flotation devices
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7662 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:53 pm to
she leaks more than my yeti
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65037 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:53 pm to
Never been mounted with a Power Pole
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39386 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:56 pm to
She's black with a big arse
Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
10747 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7662 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:58 pm to
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 1:58 pm to
My black friends refuse to get inside her.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29237 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:00 pm to
This thread is despicable.



















(**I have a tigerdroppings spy**)
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7662 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

My black friends refuse to get inside her.
they insist on wearing life jackets too
Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
10747 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:02 pm to


Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:04 pm to
when you're done, you just hose off the blood and fish juice
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7662 posts
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

when you're done, you just hose off the blood and fish juice


Reminds me of an ol strip club story
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