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Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish puns
Posted by GRTiger on 7/30/14 at 12:49 am01
Incorporate shuck, clam, etc.
re: Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish punsPosted by Spaulding Smails on 7/30/14 at 12:51 am to GRTiger
I'd give you my best lines, but I'm too shellfish
re: Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish punsPosted by mailman on 7/30/14 at 12:55 am to Spaulding Smails
I see you dirt nasty
re: Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish punsPosted by ILikeLSUToo on 7/30/14 at 1:07 am to GRTiger
Someone's a bit crabby.
re: Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish punsPosted by Hopeful Doc on 7/30/14 at 1:09 am to GRTiger
Why didn't the lobster share his meal?
If you think the answer is "he's shellfish," then you're pretty shucking corny.
If you think the answer is "he's shellfish," then you're pretty shucking corny.
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re: Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish punsPosted by lsuwontonwrap on 7/30/14 at 1:10 am to Sampson
re: Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish punsPosted by Spaulding Smails on 7/30/14 at 1:18 am to GRTiger
quote:
This is helping my buddy get laid.
"Your pussy smells like shrimp...I like shrimp"
This post was edited on 7/30 at 1:19 am
re: Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish punsPosted by tidalmouse on 7/30/14 at 7:08 am to GRTiger
Girl,don't be shellfish with that clam.
I'll shuck it,frick it,and you'll want to suck it.
eta: Bearded Clam
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I'll shuck it,frick it,and you'll want to suck it.
eta: Bearded Clam
Pearl Necklace
This post was edited on 7/30 at 7:14 am
re: Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish punsPosted by Kcrad on 7/30/14 at 7:12 am to Spaulding Smails
quote:
"Your pussy smells like shrimp...I like shrimp"
Oh yeah.
I put it in her mudbug.
re: Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish punsPosted by Willie Stroker on 7/30/14 at 7:29 am to GRTiger
From where I was sitting, I could see her clam. She told me I had nice mussels. My shellfish thoughts washed away as I started to suspect she was a hook-er. The last thing I wanted was a case of the crabs. So I told her I had a whale of a time, cut bait and left. Woke up with a bad haddock.
re: Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish punsPosted by Kcrad on 7/30/14 at 7:33 am to Willie Stroker
Leader in the clubhouse.
re: Quick, give me some oyster, claim, shellfish punsPosted by HeadChange on 7/30/14 at 8:32 am to GRTiger
The ocean called, and they're running out of shrimp
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