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You and four of your friends vs Brock Lesnar (NSFW)
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:23 pm
You have to choose 4 of your close friends (not aquaintances you kind of know) and then you have to fight Brock Lesnar.
If you win, you each get a million dollars (tax-free). If you lose, you get nothing and more than likely sent to the hospital and/or morgue.
You can all rush him at once, and he doesnt hold back.
Who here takes on the "Beast Incarnate"? Or who here figures their hospital bills will run them over the $1,000,000 prize?
My friends think we could take him. I think he would beat our arse and probably break our arms before we even knew what happened.
And because this post is pretty stupid, here is a picture of his wife so the OT goes easy on me:
If you win, you each get a million dollars (tax-free). If you lose, you get nothing and more than likely sent to the hospital and/or morgue.
You can all rush him at once, and he doesnt hold back.
Who here takes on the "Beast Incarnate"? Or who here figures their hospital bills will run them over the $1,000,000 prize?
My friends think we could take him. I think he would beat our arse and probably break our arms before we even knew what happened.
And because this post is pretty stupid, here is a picture of his wife so the OT goes easy on me:
This post was edited on 7/28/14 at 12:26 pm
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:24 pm to LSUZombie
Didn't he almost die from a stomach infection?
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:24 pm to LSUZombie
Can I pick 4 of my worst enemies?
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:24 pm to LSUZombie
NSFW would have been nice
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:25 pm to LSUZombie
I would do it. A buddy of mine is a 3 time world heavyweight kung fu champion. I would pick him, another one of my friends who graduated from the citadel, and a friend of mine who is a Navy SEAL. I wouldn't do shite but sit back and collect my million.
ETA: Realized I can get one more guy. Would throw one of my dickhead friends in there who is always running his mouth and watch him get whacked.
ETA: Realized I can get one more guy. Would throw one of my dickhead friends in there who is always running his mouth and watch him get whacked.
This post was edited on 7/28/14 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:25 pm to LSUZombie
Though I do think Lesnar is mostly hype, he would demolish me and everybody on my friends list.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:25 pm to SabiDojo
quote:I don't know about almost dying, but it definitely ruined his MMA career.
Didn't he almost die from a stomach infection?
ETA: And I think it was something with his colon. Had to have a bunch of intestine removed. IIRC.
This post was edited on 7/28/14 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:25 pm to LSUZombie
I'd go straight for the balls.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:26 pm to LSUZombie
Once I hit him with a DDT, it'll be all over
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:26 pm to Bama and Beer
quote:
NSFW would have been nice
Added. My bad
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:26 pm to LSUZombie
I'd do it. Sneak the brass knuckles in the ring. It's WWE rules right?
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:27 pm to LSUZombie
Well, Mr. Miyagi at one point said that "5 on 1, too much for anybody"
On the other hand, that was the day after he took on and defeated 5 assailants at once so...
On the other hand, that was the day after he took on and defeated 5 assailants at once so...
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:27 pm to BeerMoney
quote:
I'd do it. Sneak the brass knuckles in the ring. It's WWE rules right?
Negative. More like meet him in a parking lot.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:27 pm to LSUZombie
Yeah, umm, how about no. Unless I am allowed some kind of weapon.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:28 pm to LSUZombie
"Since yer thinkin' 'bout takin' him again,
I know two ol' boys who weigh 210.
They'd wade through hell just to fight a circle saw.
They both lift weights, so you know they're mean
And the four of us would make a heck of a team.
We might not win, but we'd durn-sure fight to a draw."
Well, we talked it over, they said they's willin'
They'd stop at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you wanna fight."
I know two ol' boys who weigh 210.
They'd wade through hell just to fight a circle saw.
They both lift weights, so you know they're mean
And the four of us would make a heck of a team.
We might not win, but we'd durn-sure fight to a draw."
Well, we talked it over, they said they's willin'
They'd stop at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you wanna fight."
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:28 pm to JumpingTheShark
quote:
A buddy of mine is a 3 time world heavyweight kung fu champion. I would pick him, another one of my friends who graduated from the citadel, and a friend of mine who is a Navy SEAL. I wouldn't do shite but sit back and collect my million
Yeah that would be fun to watch. Sounds like you keep some badass company. Do you bring anything to the table?
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:28 pm to LSUZombie
5v1 and we can rush him?
hell yes. dude would not stand a chance.
hell yes. dude would not stand a chance.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:28 pm to LSUZombie
Me and my glock could win easily
Hypothetically speaking
Hypothetically speaking
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:29 pm to Walking the Earth
Also, what kind of fight are we talking about here? Ends when he (or us) are knocked out? Tapped out? Dead?
That answer will play a huge role in my answer.
That answer will play a huge role in my answer.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:30 pm to LSUZombie
quote:
Do you bring anything to the table?
Hell no. I would just try to keep out of Brock's reach long enough to have someone thunk him good.
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