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During the national anthem, how do you place your hand?
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:22 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:22 pm
...when supporting the greatest country on Earth.
Below we have an example of possible positions, discussed from left to right:
1. In position 1 we see the classic nipple cop. It is position in which one cops a feel on their own nipple. Notice the forefinger and the middle finger splayed out around the approximate area of the areola. Good form. This man likely has nipples of an approximate diameter of 2 cm, or .787 inches in freedom units. This man's Jimmy Fallon look-alike game is also on point.
2. In position 2 we see the alternate-dimension version of an Eddie Stewart who was never able to live up to his military father's expectations and fell into crippling alcoholism after his playing career ended. He displays the classic "hand over heart/USMNT crest in a way that betrays his still-hidden desire to please his Absent-American father" position. This position is quite popular these days, especially with our Germericans.
3. In position 3 we see the team physician, content to practice his mitral area, or apex, palpation. Were he to turn himself onto his left flank, said palpation would be more easily induced, especially if one were to have congenital left ventricular hypertrophy, as is not too uncommonly found in young athletes who undergo pre-contract-signing medical screenings by a licensed cardiologist.
4. Lastly we have Richie Williams, who assumes the most ideal position of "palm-equally-over-heart-and-crest," albeit with a diminished altitude.
I normally do pose 4, while belting out the greatest anthem that this planet has ever known.
Whiskey and a grilled cheese sandwich.
Below we have an example of possible positions, discussed from left to right:
1. In position 1 we see the classic nipple cop. It is position in which one cops a feel on their own nipple. Notice the forefinger and the middle finger splayed out around the approximate area of the areola. Good form. This man likely has nipples of an approximate diameter of 2 cm, or .787 inches in freedom units. This man's Jimmy Fallon look-alike game is also on point.
2. In position 2 we see the alternate-dimension version of an Eddie Stewart who was never able to live up to his military father's expectations and fell into crippling alcoholism after his playing career ended. He displays the classic "hand over heart/USMNT crest in a way that betrays his still-hidden desire to please his Absent-American father" position. This position is quite popular these days, especially with our Germericans.
3. In position 3 we see the team physician, content to practice his mitral area, or apex, palpation. Were he to turn himself onto his left flank, said palpation would be more easily induced, especially if one were to have congenital left ventricular hypertrophy, as is not too uncommonly found in young athletes who undergo pre-contract-signing medical screenings by a licensed cardiologist.
4. Lastly we have Richie Williams, who assumes the most ideal position of "palm-equally-over-heart-and-crest," albeit with a diminished altitude.
I normally do pose 4, while belting out the greatest anthem that this planet has ever known.
Whiskey and a grilled cheese sandwich.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:27 pm to cwil177
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I normally do pose 4, while belting out the greatest anthem that this planet has ever known.
You put your hand over your heart while singing Les Marseillaise?
Posted on 7/25/14 at 11:43 pm to RandySavage
Haha, no. It's about 'MURICA, man.
Posted on 7/26/14 at 12:00 am to cwil177
No. 3.
Leftover Papa John's and MST3K.
Leftover Papa John's and MST3K.
This post was edited on 7/26/14 at 12:01 am
Posted on 7/26/14 at 12:04 am to cwil177
#3 looks like he's giving himself a breast exam.
Posted on 7/26/14 at 12:11 am to rdw1690
Not really how you palpate that. And often you use the back of the hand.
water and a cliff bar
water and a cliff bar
Posted on 7/26/14 at 12:57 am to cwil177
How I wish I did it.
How I actually do it.
How I actually do it.
Posted on 7/26/14 at 1:00 am to cwil177
Richie Williams looks like Bob Bradley with hair.
Posted on 7/26/14 at 7:25 am to cwil177
Usually keep my hands in my pockets.
Posted on 7/26/14 at 7:30 am to cwil177
Usually hovers over my left pec
This post was edited on 7/26/14 at 10:43 am
Posted on 7/26/14 at 10:24 am to RandySavage
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You put your hand over your heart while singing Les Marseillaise?
Not going to lie, that is an awesome anthem. Definitely my unbiased favorite.
This post was edited on 7/26/14 at 10:25 am
Posted on 7/27/14 at 2:25 pm to ohiovol
Commie frog bastards. Les Marseillaise doesn't hold a candle to the single greatest national anthem in history.
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