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Best OK Cupid or POF Opening
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:54 am
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:54 am
Seems like a straight forward hello just doesn't get it done.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:54 am to HeadSlash
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" The classics always work best.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:55 am to HeadSlash
Maybe they just think you're ugly?
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:56 am to HeadSlash
Chains, whips, cuffs. Any questions?
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:57 am to HeadSlash
Chicks on there are hilarious: "Don't just say hello" on her profile.
Chick sends me a message: "Hello"
GFY
Chick sends me a message: "Hello"
GFY
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:57 am to HeadSlash
"Hey Girl! Let me sperm on dem titties!"
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:58 am to HeadSlash
"I am very, very lonely. I haven't had sex with anyone in a very long time, and you're very beautiful. Please, please have sex with me."
Jeff Winger brings that wood.
Jeff Winger brings that wood.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:59 am to HeadSlash
Hey guh, wats yo credit score?
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:00 am to HeadSlash
Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck?
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:01 am to HeadSlash
Sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:02 am to HempHead
quote:
Sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:07 am to HeadSlash
Hey! What's up?? Full disclosure, I'm just coming off of a divorce. It's OK, I don't think about her much. Seriously what a bitch, think you can just be a count all of the time and never have sex with me then just expect me to clean the garage at your fricking convenience? What a whore. Yeah, you're independent except for all of that alimony and child support right bitch? Real good feminist you are, can't even pay your own fricking bills. Guess companies aren't looking for art history majors with 6 years experience watching Days of our Lives and neglecting dishes.
Anyway, want to grab some dinner?
Anyway, want to grab some dinner?
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:08 am to HeadSlash
Best opening would be.....
"Wanna play circus? You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight"
"Wanna play circus? You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight"
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:30 am to HeadSlash
Your real A/S/L? The last girl was a 45 year old male.... Though he was a good cuddler, not what I was expecting.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:32 am to HeadSlash
I would either say something about a picture they had or use this opener. Also, send messages to every girl, success rate on dating sites is abysmally low, like 1 out of 100.
subject: DO NOT READ
message:
If you were cat you'd be in big trouble right meow!
so i said to myself this online thing is so
delicate...within 2 lines of the conversation
you can surmise that someone is either
extremely cool and fun or make you want to
delete you account and run for the ocean.
so total we have 4 lines to decide if the
ocean is worth running for...ill start...hi
=)
subject: DO NOT READ
message:
If you were cat you'd be in big trouble right meow!
so i said to myself this online thing is so
delicate...within 2 lines of the conversation
you can surmise that someone is either
extremely cool and fun or make you want to
delete you account and run for the ocean.
so total we have 4 lines to decide if the
ocean is worth running for...ill start...hi
=)
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:35 am to HeadSlash
Do you like sex and travel?
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:36 am to idlewatcher
quote:
Best opening would be..... "Wanna play circus? You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight"
Let's play Pearl Harbor. I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:39 am to HeadSlash
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby
p.s.
You can keep the beach house in Florida as long as I can have the dog and my CD's back.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby
p.s.
You can keep the beach house in Florida as long as I can have the dog and my CD's back.
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