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A few interesting facts on Leonard Fournette
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:23 am
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:23 am
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Leonard Fournette
There used to be a street named after Leonard Fournette, but it was changed because nobody crosses Leonard Fournette and lives.
Leonard Fournette has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Leonard Fournette died 5 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Leonard Fournette WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's arse.
Leonard Fournette has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Leonard Fournette doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Some magicans can walk on water, Leonard Fournette can swim through land.
Leonard Fournette and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Leonard Fournette once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Leonard Fournette doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Leonard Fournette can cut through a hot knife with butter
Leonard Fournette counted to infinity - twice.
Leonard Fournette is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Leonard Fournette.
Death once had a near-Leonard Fournette experience
Leonard Fournette can slam a revolving door.
Leonard Fournette once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Leonard Fournette will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Leonard Fournette doesn't need to eat. His hunger is satisfied by the presence of fear.
Leonard Fournette can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Leonard Fournette once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
When Leonard Fournette does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Leonard Fournette allows to live.
Leonard Fournette can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Leonard Fournette.
There used to be a street named after Leonard Fournette, but it was changed because nobody crosses Leonard Fournette and lives.
Leonard Fournette has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Leonard Fournette died 5 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Leonard Fournette WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's arse.
Leonard Fournette has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Leonard Fournette doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Some magicans can walk on water, Leonard Fournette can swim through land.
Leonard Fournette and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Leonard Fournette once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Leonard Fournette doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Leonard Fournette can cut through a hot knife with butter
Leonard Fournette counted to infinity - twice.
Leonard Fournette is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Leonard Fournette.
Death once had a near-Leonard Fournette experience
Leonard Fournette can slam a revolving door.
Leonard Fournette once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Leonard Fournette will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Leonard Fournette doesn't need to eat. His hunger is satisfied by the presence of fear.
Leonard Fournette can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Leonard Fournette once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
When Leonard Fournette does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Leonard Fournette allows to live.
Leonard Fournette can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Leonard Fournette.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:24 am to bayou39
This should be good. Prepare yourself
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:24 am to bayou39
I can copy Chuck Norris facts and change the name too..
Come on be original at least..
Come on be original at least..
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:25 am to bayou39
I'm just looking for a funny mistake in case the find/replace function messed up.
ETA: Nothing
ETA: Nothing
This post was edited on 7/22/14 at 8:27 am
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:25 am to bayou39
Please don't save that Word document.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:25 am to bayou39
Another one: LF hasn't played a down of college football.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:27 am to bayou39
I'm too embarrassed for you to even denigrate you.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:27 am to bayou39
quote:
Leonard Fournette once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:27 am to bayou39
quote:Are you 12 or 13? Looking forward to 7th grade this fall?
bayou39
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:27 am to massiveattack
Saban wanted LF to come to Alabama. LF said no.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:27 am to bayou39
You could have just said "Hey everybody, go google Chuck Norris jokes and instead of saying Chuck Norris say LF. It will be really funny and clever but joke's on you, it really won't be either of those things."
This post was edited on 7/22/14 at 8:28 am
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:27 am to bayou39
All of that may be true, but not even LF could fix this retarded arse thread
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:29 am to bayou39
I'm the last one to buy into high school hype but it made me laugh.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:30 am to bayou39
Mikes cage isn't there to keep the Tiger in, it's there by request from PETA to keep Leonard Fournette out
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:31 am to Mr. Hangover
Bayou39 is his kryptonite.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:31 am to Mr. Hangover
quote:
All of that may be true, but not even LF could fix this retarded arse thread
Wrong, LF could fix this thread with a toothpick, car battery and a gum wrapper.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:34 am to bayou39
Recycled Chuck Norris jokes...
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