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Sean Penn to marry Charlize Theron

Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:26 pm
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:26 pm
Dude likes blondes.

Meh, she's had a good run. I always thought her legs were too skinny anyway.





































Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77546 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:27 pm to
Yeah man.....................tough break.
Posted by gatorrocks
Lake Mary, FL
Member since Oct 2007
13969 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:27 pm to
Meh.


Side note: Bet they have armed guards at their wedding!
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21395 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:35 pm to
They're both whack.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:36 pm to
Wait didn't he break up Scarlett Johansen and Green Lantern
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30851 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:36 pm to
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Meh, she's had a good run.


Charlize is getting a little long in the tooth.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:37 pm to
she deserves much better
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38363 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:37 pm to
As if I didn't hate Sean Penn enough already

I take solace in the fact that eventually (6-9 months) they'll be miserable with each other and divorce
This post was edited on 7/17/14 at 12:39 pm
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:38 pm to
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she deserves much better
This


That frickn guy is an idiot of massive proportions.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:39 pm to
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This


That frickn guy is an idiot of massive proportions.



Meh, she made him get rid of all his guns. I wouldn't marry someone whose mind worked like that.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:41 pm to
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They're both whack.


They belong together


Didnt she force him to melt all of his guns
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:41 pm to
is she an american citizen?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:42 pm to
He's the most miserable person already. They seem so different to me. For example, I think Charlize is capable of experiencing joy and happiness.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:42 pm to
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Didnt she force him to melt all of his guns
She was scared he would kill himself!
Posted by Count Chocula
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Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:43 pm to
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I think Charlize is capable of experiencing joy and happiness.
I know this first hand
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22884 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:45 pm to
Dude is such a blow hard self righteous douchebag.
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:45 pm to
This is horrible news.
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:46 pm to
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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn 'to marry in South Africa where they're shooting a movie. . . before adopting a baby together.'
Paging GeauxJudge.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:46 pm to
meh daily mail is full of shite most of the time anyway

it's not like I had a chance.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51615 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:47 pm to
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