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IT'S SATURDAY!!!!
Posted on 7/5/14 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 7/5/14 at 3:21 pm
It's summer...things are heating up. Especially with shoplifting and domestic abuse. Also a lot of drug arrests but they mostly have normal sounding names. Now, on the the malnamed perps:
First/Middle Names:
Roshangane ...this is a bacterial infection.
Matloob .. this is a quick oil change place.
Fredron ...Mom was sure that dad was either Fred or Ron.
Danquantae ...female for Dan? No, this is a guy.
Travarious .. this is a cheap Chevy compact.
Sirdominique Jequntavis ...a bit pretentious.
Mrsir .. his sister is Misslady.
Scrib ...1,000 years ago this was a guy who wrote things down.
Lequarta .. french for 1/4th.
Quatrevious ... Roman for 1/4th.
Kindle .. an E Reader.
Lecetrion . cheap french car.
Shanchacity .. shoplifting.
Zaszetta .. worth a lot on triple word score in Scrabble.
Breivearrea Tequila ...a cocktail.
Villatoro .. apt building where bulls live.
Al K. ...Wish his last name was 'Hall.'
Cartell .. leads to trade wars.
Crime of the Week:
Deorvion .. Stopped by the cops for open container. He was observed throwing eggs at the police in retaliation. No one was seriously injured.
First/Middle Names:
Roshangane ...this is a bacterial infection.
Matloob .. this is a quick oil change place.
Fredron ...Mom was sure that dad was either Fred or Ron.
Danquantae ...female for Dan? No, this is a guy.
Travarious .. this is a cheap Chevy compact.
Sirdominique Jequntavis ...a bit pretentious.
Mrsir .. his sister is Misslady.
Scrib ...1,000 years ago this was a guy who wrote things down.
Lequarta .. french for 1/4th.
Quatrevious ... Roman for 1/4th.
Kindle .. an E Reader.
Lecetrion . cheap french car.
Shanchacity .. shoplifting.
Zaszetta .. worth a lot on triple word score in Scrabble.
Breivearrea Tequila ...a cocktail.
Villatoro .. apt building where bulls live.
Al K. ...Wish his last name was 'Hall.'
Cartell .. leads to trade wars.
Crime of the Week:
Deorvion .. Stopped by the cops for open container. He was observed throwing eggs at the police in retaliation. No one was seriously injured.
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Posted on 7/5/14 at 3:54 pm to Zach
I feel so bad for public school teachers.
Posted on 7/5/14 at 7:40 pm to Zach
quote:
Deorvion .. Stopped by the cops for open container. He was observed throwing eggs at the police in retaliation. No one was seriously injured.
This post was edited on 7/5/14 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 7/5/14 at 7:49 pm to Zach
I just started posting here recently, but I used to look forward to this post every week.
I literally laugh out loud when I'm reading this. Thanks.
I literally laugh out loud when I'm reading this. Thanks.
This post was edited on 7/5/14 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 7/5/14 at 9:26 pm to Zach
quote:
Roshangane ...this is a bacterial infection
Sounds more like that stuff you put on your head to make hair grow.
Posted on 7/6/14 at 7:38 am to mauser
quote:
I feel so bad for public school teachers.
This is why I started using last names only - and for hyphenated last names, I asked them to pick one or the other for me to use.
I was not about to try to pronounce all that alphabet soup crapola for names.
Plus, it encouraged the use of Mr. and Ms. as a preferred means of communication between non-peers.
Posted on 7/6/14 at 9:46 am to Quidam65
quote:
Sounds more like that stuff you put on your head to make hair grow.
You're right. It does.
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