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Automatic Sperm Extractor Introduced Into A Chinese Hospital

Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:35 pm
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24829 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:35 pm
I have no words.

LINK
This post was edited on 6/25/14 at 1:36 pm
Posted by pointdog33
Member since Jan 2012
2765 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:36 pm to
Fleshlight just got taken to a whole new level...
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77903 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:36 pm to
Mesopotamians
This post was edited on 6/25/14 at 1:38 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115205 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:36 pm to
Your mom started working there?

OMG NO HE DIDNT
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14562 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:37 pm to
:Paige:
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30532 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:38 pm to
Looks like fun...
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171023 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:38 pm to
glad your mom got a new job
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
15800 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:38 pm to
Ehh, OT 5 at best.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24829 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Your mom started working there?


my mom died in a tragic car accident. Thanks for reminding me that I have no mother, you douche!
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12717 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:39 pm to
I already have two of those at the house, and keep a spare at the office.
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6962 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:39 pm to
If I wanted a robotic, lazy handjob, I'd ask my wife for one.
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter!
Member since Aug 2011
17812 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:41 pm to
:rimshot:
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:41 pm to
I'd fu#k the shite outta that thing!
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98252 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:42 pm to
I wonder what the shipping cost is for one of these?
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4712 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:42 pm to
manual sperm extractor?

Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18767 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

my mom died in a tragic car accident. Thanks for reminding me that I have no mother, you douche!


You forgot you didn't have a mother?
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77903 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

If I wanted a robotic, lazy handjob, I'd ask my wife for one.



They aren't robotic and lazy when I ask for them.
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6962 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:46 pm to
The Chinese are always a step ahead of us in finding new ways to stick our dicks in inanimate objects.
This post was edited on 6/25/14 at 1:48 pm
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
60574 posts
Posted on 6/25/14 at 1:56 pm to
Why the hell do the Chinese need sperm banks
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