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Do You Have Good Genes?
Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:56 pm
Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:56 pm
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if so prepare for a life of fun, sex, and success.
do you have bad genes? if so, prepare yourself for a life of struggle, anguish, frustration, and in general failure. any girl you happen to have sex with will be a fluke rather than from raw sexual attraction.
But my dad is a beta, how did he end up getting married?
the rise of marriage and civilization allowed the beta male to reproduce at alarming rates that were not seen before (and will never be seen again). today, ot-loungers, we have entered the era of the alpha - where women have every freedom to pursue their hypergamous desires without consequences. in time, the beta male, will become not existent.
such, ot loungers, is life. it is not fair, it is not right. it simply is what is.
if so prepare for a life of fun, sex, and success.
do you have bad genes? if so, prepare yourself for a life of struggle, anguish, frustration, and in general failure. any girl you happen to have sex with will be a fluke rather than from raw sexual attraction.
But my dad is a beta, how did he end up getting married?
the rise of marriage and civilization allowed the beta male to reproduce at alarming rates that were not seen before (and will never be seen again). today, ot-loungers, we have entered the era of the alpha - where women have every freedom to pursue their hypergamous desires without consequences. in time, the beta male, will become not existent.
such, ot loungers, is life. it is not fair, it is not right. it simply is what is.
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:58 pm to rocket31
You're so annoying
Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:58 pm to rocket31
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But my dad is a beta, how did he end up getting married?
the rise of marriage and civilization allowed the beta male to reproduce at alarming rates that were not seen before (and will never be seen again). today, ot-loungers, we have entered the era of the alpha - where women have every freedom to pursue their hypergamous desires without consequences. in time, the beta male, will become not existent.
it's all I have been trying to say all this time
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:01 am to rocket31
This is the gayest shite I've ever read.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:02 am to rocket31
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:04 am to Paige
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You're so annoying
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:05 am to rocket31
I'm married and we're both ot 8+. Should I even bother clicking?
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:08 am to blzr
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This is the gayest shite I've ever read.
a large musculature, strong jaw, handsome features, height, large hands wrists and feet, deep voice and intelligence are everything (srs)
take a look at BP ^ with a weak jaw (on the right) - he looks like a scumbag
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:09 am to rocket31
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wut?
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:10 am to rocket31
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the rise of marriage and civilization allowed the beta male to reproduce at alarming rates that were not seen before (and will never be seen again)
You mean for the last 10000 years?
While there is some truth in the alpha/beta dichotomy, it's much more complicated than that. For example, the anthropologist Helen Fisher in the book Anatomy of Love theorized that human females differentiated other primates in that they don't have a specific mating period, as they are able to copulate more often. For this reason, Fisher speculated that human females mated contingently, hence why there are probably multiple mating strategies developed, and why those mating strategies were streamlined for the sake of civilization.
The various mating strategies of humans across time and cultures is interesting and unique, and I honestly don't think they can be distilled to the alpha/beta paradigm conclusively.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:11 am to rocket31
This thread is gay
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:11 am to GRTiger
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I'm married and we're both ot 8+
marrying a good-looking woman who also has great genes, is a subconscious evolutionary decision --- your future children will resemble you both, and likely be popular, attractive, athletic and successful.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:13 am to rocket31
My mother is 74 & looks maybe late 50's
Still has a cute little figure too. No pics.
Still has a cute little figure too. No pics.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:14 am to rocket31
Why thank you.
And yes, my child is a handsome infant.
And yes, my child is a handsome infant.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:14 am to rocket31
I feel like the skinny-chinned Brad Pitt could still get laid pretty easily 
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:15 am to rocket31
I have a 10" pecker, no cavities, college athlete with an above average singing voice. Pretty good genes.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:16 am to Zappas Stache
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have a 10" pecker, no cavities, college athlete with an above average singing voice. Pretty good genes.
Bald and ugly is all this means.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:17 am to jmcs68
so you and paige both showed up in some shitty genes thread?
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:17 am to Kafka
Why is that strange?
Posted on 6/18/14 at 12:21 am to Zappas Stache
more like
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I have a 10" pecker in my cavity, he's a college athlete with an above average singing voice. Pretty good jeans.
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