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Best Things Chef Ever Did or Said On South Park...

Posted on 6/17/14 at 12:00 am
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 12:00 am
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 12:04 am to
"I specializes in yo a-hole, Kyle "
Posted by abellsujr
New England
Member since Apr 2014
35253 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 12:05 am to
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Dag-nabbit children! How come every time you come in here you've got to be asking me questions I shouldn't be answering? "Chef, what's a clitoris? What's a lesbian, Chef? How come they call it a rim job Chef?". For once, can't you kids come in here and say "Hey Chef, nice day isn't it"?
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20698 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 12:08 am to



This post was edited on 6/17/14 at 12:09 am
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56271 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 12:14 am to
"I'm gonna make love, even when I'm dead / My body might be cold, but it's always hot in my bed / Make love, don't be afraid / Just because my heart ain't beating, don't mean you won't get LAID!"

This post was edited on 6/17/14 at 12:15 am
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21091 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 12:16 am to
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 12:28 am to
So you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34451 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 8:21 am to
Good morning children

Chef, what would father Maxi want to put in our butts?

Goodbye
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 8:25 am to
Gonna make love to you woman. Gonna lay you down by the fire.

I wanna MAKE LOVE in your a-hole children.
Posted by SpqrTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9255 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 8:45 am to
Kids: How do you get an elephant and a pig to make love?

Chef: First, you get them reaaaaaaal drunk.

Posted by ffishstik
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
4128 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 8:50 am to
You know how them crazy crackers always leavin dey laundry detergent on the playground.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22889 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 9:08 am to
Make sweet love down by the fire. I use this phrase to my wife all the time and she doesn't know what it's from.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22889 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 9:11 am to
quote:

How come they call it a rim job Chef?


This one always cracks me up
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:10 am to
The lyrics to "Chocolate Salty Balls"
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:12 am to
Csb.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39727 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:13 am to
Making Love w/Meredith Baxter-Birney. Damn good song.
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
19871 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:36 am to
talking to jeff goldblum
"who's having buttsex?"
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66997 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 1:22 pm to
"A prostitute is someone who will love you no matter who you are or what you look like...Take it away Mr. Taylor!"
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