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WWYD: Old Man dancing with your girl?
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:46 pm
A co-worker was telling me a hilarious story over lunch. Over the weekend, he and his fiance went to some formal event in Chicago. During the event, this "sweet, old man" asks to cut in and ask the young lady for a dance.
It was a slow dance and apparently the old man started getting handsy. Real handsy. Subtle brushes on the arse or a quick swoop over the breast.
Keep in mind, this guy was in his 70s or 80s. The co-worker was pretty ticked, but I got a great laugh out of it.
What on Earth do you do in the situation? You can't kick the old guy's arse.
It was a slow dance and apparently the old man started getting handsy. Real handsy. Subtle brushes on the arse or a quick swoop over the breast.
Keep in mind, this guy was in his 70s or 80s. The co-worker was pretty ticked, but I got a great laugh out of it.
What on Earth do you do in the situation? You can't kick the old guy's arse.
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:46 pm to Forkbeard3777
Cut back in like a boss
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:46 pm to Forkbeard3777
I would laugh my arse off.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:47 pm to Forkbeard3777
I don't know if I could do anything but laugh
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:47 pm to Forkbeard3777
you just laugh.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:47 pm to Forkbeard3777
Throw a drink on him.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:47 pm to Forkbeard3777
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You can't kick the old guy's arse
why not? Honestly, I'd just let her kick his arse.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:47 pm to Forkbeard3777
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this guy was in his 70s or 80s
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The co-worker was pretty ticked,
Your co-worker has some form of mild retardation and/or has a small penis.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:47 pm to oldcharlie8
kick his arse
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:47 pm to Forkbeard3777
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Keep in mind, this guy was in his 70s or 80s
No biggie. I mean obviously I wouldn't want him grabbing her arse, but an 80 year old that can barely walk is a bit different than a 25 year old in the same situation.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:48 pm to Forkbeard3777
Eyedrops in his Metamucil.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:48 pm to Forkbeard3777
Pistol whip
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:49 pm to Forkbeard3777
My girl would probably handle it just fine. If she asked me or signaled me to help I'd just cut back in and tell him he's had enough.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:49 pm to WG_Dawg
Why did he go all beta and let the old guy cut in? Why not just say, "I don't think so." when he asked.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:49 pm to ell_13
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Cut back in like a boss
Be sure and call him "Chief" when doing so...
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:50 pm to Forkbeard3777
Id find it pretty funny honestly. Eventually Id go up and be like well you have had enough bro
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:50 pm to arseinclarse
thrust kick him in the hip
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:51 pm to wish i was tebow
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Id find it pretty funny honestly
That's what I said. I was in tears over hearing this story.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:51 pm to Forkbeard3777
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It was a slow dance and apparently the old man started getting handsy. Real handsy. Subtle brushes on the arse or a quick swoop over the breast.
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The co-worker was pretty ticked
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WWYD
Wonder why my fiance finished the dance without complaining.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 1:52 pm to whit
hands down, man down. one hitter quitter while yelling "bitch"!
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