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Always pee off the front porch after dark.

Posted on 6/5/14 at 9:00 am
Posted by BFIV
Virginia
Member since Apr 2012
7706 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 9:00 am
Guess this ruined his vacation. LINK
Posted by Judge Smails
Native Son of NELA
Member since Mar 2008
5515 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 9:12 am to
This is why all snakes should die.

:trapset:
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51794 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 9:30 am to
I'm about to get married and move into a swanky neighborhood from being in the sticks most of my life and will very much peeing off of the front porch.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 9:32 am to
i pee off it in daylight. the road is probably 200yds away.. they cant see this lil thang that far off
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
15169 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 9:32 am to
quote:

Always pee off the front porch after dark.


I always just pee off the tent pad, but the ladies don't have that option. My girlfriend and I actually camped at Cades Cove in November Too cold for snakes, but I've camped there in the summer several times. It was cool to see it covered in snow.
Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 9:56 am to
Unce upon a time, I rented a house that backed up to a Sonic restaurant. Friday and Saturday nights was a constant stream of drunks pissing on my back chain link fence.

Ran a hotwire along the bottom of the fence down in the weeds.

Very first night, a pickup load of drunks comes along....long story short...young guy was jumping around holding his crotch, spraying piss all over yelling "a snake bit my dick!!!" over and over again. His buddies pulled him into the truck bed and hauled arse...to the ER, I presume.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20696 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 9:58 am to
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I always just pee off the tent pad, but the ladies don't have that option.






Do women have to be equal to men in everything we do.
This post was edited on 6/5/14 at 10:00 am
Posted by BayouBrawl
Junk Yard
Member since Aug 2012
1151 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 9:59 am to
quote:

CoastieGM

Posted by TeamWillow
Madmartigan's
Member since Jan 2010
403 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 10:08 am to
I just stay away from Gatlinburg


Did y'all get the storms last night, BFIV?
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
15169 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 10:17 am to
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Unce upon a time, I rented a house that backed up to a Sonic restaurant. Friday and Saturday nights was a constant stream of drunks pissing on my back chain link fence.

Ran a hotwire along the bottom of the fence down in the weeds.

Very first night, a pickup load of drunks comes along....long story short...young guy was jumping around holding his crotch, spraying piss all over yelling "a snake bit my dick!!!" over and over again. His buddies pulled him into the truck bed and hauled arse...to the ER, I presume.



I may or may not have convinced a kid I grew up with to pee on the electric fence in his back yard one day. "Look it's not turned on." He should have paid more attention to the fact I was standing next to the switch.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29258 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 10:19 am to
quote:

Schroer says, "It's not common and it's not uncommon.


So, it's kinda common?
Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 10:44 am to
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So, it's kinda common?
Kinda-sorta
Posted by Galactic Inquisitor
An Incredibly Distant Star
Member since Dec 2013
15169 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 10:50 am to
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Kinda-sorta



ish
Posted by BFIV
Virginia
Member since Apr 2012
7706 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 11:31 am to
Posted by BFIV
Virginia
Member since Apr 2012
7706 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 11:34 am to
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Did y'all get the storms last night, BFIV?



Storm split and went north and south of us. Lots of lightning and wind, though. Need some rain. Could have used it. Had to cancel second game of granddaughter's double header after 3rd inning because of lightning.
Posted by BFIV
Virginia
Member since Apr 2012
7706 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 11:43 am to
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young guy was jumping around holding his crotch, spraying piss all over yelling "a snake bit my dick!!!"


Wonder if any of his buddies was a good enough "buddy" to look for the bite marks!
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