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Google Ads Have Become Scary Accurate

Posted on 6/5/14 at 7:46 am
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 7:46 am
I just started using a work computer without ad block and had no idea how tailored Google banner ads had become. Back in the day it was always just random crap no one would ever click on. The last four on the left side of this screen have been for the brand of pants that I am currently wearing, the watch that I want, student loan refinancing, and my favorite hotel in Vegas. No wonder a share of their stock costs a million dollars.

Thought: If I looked at depraved shite all day would I be seeing much more interesting banner ads?
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 7:54 am to
Pretty much. I've been looking at flights to London and everytime I pull up this site it's like a fricking travel agency.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51215 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:02 am to
I received an e-mail about some roofing work in my G-Mail, and then the ads starting to be about roofing.

Posted by tigerpawl
Can't get there from here.
Member since Dec 2003
22209 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:10 am to
quote:

I received an e-mail about some roofing work in my G-Mail, and then the ads starting to be about roofing.
Read or listen to "In The Plex". This was a concern of the Google powers (scanning the contents of personal emails for the purpose of delivering relevant ads) when they rolled out G-Mail. Google lives and dies by one word: RELEVANCE
This post was edited on 6/5/14 at 8:13 am
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86429 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:11 am to
quote:

GaryMyMan


You know how google picks the ads you see, right?
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23003 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:11 am to
I posted on TD "that chick will end up working at McDonalds".

Clicked submit, next page had a McDonalds add. Then again, guess it's not all that tailored as I would never eat that crap.
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6168 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:32 am to
Sometimes google ads match up to stuff I merely think about.
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:38 am to
quote:

You know how google picks the ads you see, right?


I think I do, but it's just surprising that they're so well-tailored.


ETA: holy shite there's a dentist ad and I just called to schedule an appointment with mine.
This post was edited on 6/5/14 at 8:39 am
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:39 am to
Shouldn't it be

"scaringly"
or
"scarily"
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30228 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:40 am to
quote:

ETA: holy shite there's a dentist ad and I just called to schedule an appointment with mine.


Holy shite, that is weird.


I was just thinking about masturbation and a KY ad popped up? WTF? (ok ok, thats a lie)
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51215 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Read or listen to "In The Plex". This was a concern of the Google powers (scanning the contents of personal emails for the purpose of delivering relevant ads) when they rolled out G-Mail. Google lives and dies by one word: RELEVANCE


I think they got in trouble a while back for digging into e-mails and tailoring ads; however, I guess they still do it.
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:43 am to
I choose to use it as an adverb.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:46 am to
quote:

I choose to use it as an adverb.


You used it as an adjective, I do believe.
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:50 am to
It's too early for me. You're crazy smart.
Posted by CajunAlum Tiger Fan
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
7868 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:52 am to
quote:

holy shite there's a dentist ad and I just called to schedule an appointment with mine.


Did you Google the # first or use an android phone?
Posted by emanresu
Member since Dec 2009
9353 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:53 am to
quote:

I think they got in trouble a while back for digging into e-mails and tailoring ads;

That's the entire point of offering Gmail free. It's in the terms and conditions that they tailor ads based on email (and browsing) content
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Did you Google the # first or use an android phone?

Nope. Just used my iphone to return the voice mail left for me by the dentist saying it was time to come in.
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
10848 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 8:57 am to
In the breakroom this morning, I mentioned I prefer Community Coffee.

Login to TD and guess the first ad I see?

Posted by NOLAGT
Over there
Member since Dec 2012
13497 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 9:31 am to
quote:

Login to TD and guess the first ad I see?


Gay porn?




Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10037 posts
Posted on 6/5/14 at 9:34 am to
I watch a lot of Cheating Wives Porn

I get this ad a lot


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