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Jack Bauer or Jason Bourne?

Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:40 am
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31895 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:40 am
Jason Bourne holds the key to Jack stopping a terrorist attack, Jack holds the key to Bourne getting cleared and able to live his life.

Who wins?
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:41 am to
Bauer
Posted by Sunday_Tiger
Napoleanville
Member since Mar 2012
1081 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:47 am to
Bourne and it's not even close
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27871 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:47 am to
I've seen like 4.3 seasons of 24, at which point I quit because I thought it was stupid and repetitive, and based on those episodes, Bourne would kick his arse.
Posted by LE610N
Red Stick
Member since Feb 2013
1199 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:49 am to
Bourne or bauer?




Bauer. Not even close.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:49 am to
quote:

I've seen like 4.3 seasons of 24, at which point I quit because I thought it was stupid and repetitive
why do you hate America?
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27871 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:55 am to
One is trained in more fighting styles than you can probably count, continuously turns anything he can find into a weapon, is a master strategist, and has been turned into one of the world's most lethal assassins.

The other is a cop who would definitely lose hand-to-hand combat and in a gunfight.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:00 am to
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The other is a cop who would definitely lose hand-to-hand combat and in a gunfight.
Bourne is not a cop
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27871 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:03 am to
Seasons 2-current recap: "Damn it, Chloe, they think I'm a bad guy but I'm not. This guy we've been following as the bad guy for 12 episodes isn't really the bad guy, but this other person that you thought was innocent until now is actually the bad guy. Oh yea and everyone thinks I can't be trusted even though I clearly gave them every reason to trust me every season beforehand."

It's lazy misdirection over and over again.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:04 am to
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27871 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:05 am to
There is no argument that you can make that Bourne would lose to Bauer.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31895 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:14 am to
quote:

There is no argument that you can make that Bourne would lose to Bauer.

We're not talking about hand to and fist fighting here, Bourne would win that no doubt. But in a city wide fight, with weapons, resources, ect... Bauer could certainly beat him
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:17 am to
Do they only have a day to win? I'm not sure Jack could go more than 24 hours with out sleep.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Do they only have a day to win? I'm not sure Jack could go more than 24 hours with out sleep.





Jack would kill Bourne when he takes a restroom break
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31895 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:18 am to
Has Jack ever NOT gotten it done in a day?
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:21 am to
Nope. Solving world terrorism in a day's time.
Posted by LE610N
Red Stick
Member since Feb 2013
1199 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:22 am to
quote:

Jack would kill Bourne when he takes a restroom break


Posted by Bamatab
Member since Jan 2013
15108 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:22 am to
If they were in LA, and if Jack had Chloe and his cell phone/super computer, he'd find Bourne within 24 hrs. But once he found him, he'd probably be in for a bad day.
This post was edited on 6/1/14 at 9:23 am
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27871 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:24 am to
True we've never seen Bourne react to a multi-continent-wide fight with the fricking United States of America, Interpol, and the most well-trained assassins in the world.

Oh wait, that's what the entire Bourne series is.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31895 posts
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:25 am to
If this were a season of 24 he'd find him but turns out Bourne isn't the bad guy it's someone else setting Bourne up inside the government. Then they would team up and kill everybody.



Wow did I just make a billion dollar idea?
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