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Two weeks ago me and WSE and Foobud were horsing around Twitter talking about a cute arse woman who I believed to be an AC MIlan physio, and then put it to rest as I continued tweeting out more inane frickery, as I'm want to do on Twitter.




About a week later someone fav'd the tweet, and then a few days later they retweeted it. I thought it was weird behavior and didn't think much of it.

...But today they asked me to follow them and so I obliged because they seemed particularly urgent. Then I got this obtuse message:



Then two no context photos of the love of my life. I thought this was just a particularly horned up dude wondering if I knew who she was.




I was certain this was about to open up into some weird scam



But just to see where it could lead I responded anyways




Then this flurry of photos followed:






Okay... but I've seen Catfish one too many times. I'M NOT AN INTERNET AMATEUR



You can't edit for double posts in Twitter.

Anyways so then I perked up and became completely distracted for the rest of the work day when this came:



Dumbstruck. Flabbergasted. Scenes. *Martin Tyler voice* Drama.





(but not before I screencap all this shite to put on TD)



Okay, cool, she's friendly, let's go check out her Facebook.

Wtf she has a few weird candid shots of Kaka



She has a bunch with this dude (below), and a TON of her in AC Milan gear. Can anyone ID this dude as a player? I don't know if he is, but I'm seeing if there's a conspiratorial thread to chase here? Like is she married to one of their players or is she a slam piece when they play in Moscow or something? Or is he just a normal guy?

Why is she so insistent on having a random American erase rumors on the internet? That's weird, right?

Or is this an actual privacy issue and people have actually been harassing her?






That's where our convo ended. How do I proceed you guys?