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Help...How to get this stupid bird from building a nest on my porch?

Posted on 5/28/14 at 10:54 pm
Posted by JordonfortheJ
Bavaria-Germany
Member since Mar 2012
14547 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 10:54 pm
There's this bird that keeps trying to build a nest right near the front door. Every time a get home this little fricker has put a pile of twigs and mud and shite right near the column he keeps trying to build a nest on top of...and every day I come home and remove them but it still does it the next day...it's too messy and an eyesore to have there so its not an option to let it build a nest there. Any suggestions?
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90442 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 10:54 pm to
Fake owl
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 10:55 pm to
You misspelled Jordan
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 10:55 pm to
Red

Ryder
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51344 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 10:55 pm to
Lure him in with a crust of bread and then smash his fricking head
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62719 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 10:55 pm to
Nails and or chicken wire where she is trying to build
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17066 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 10:56 pm to
I suggest killing the nuisance.
Posted by Good Ole Baw
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 10:56 pm to
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Posted by zztop1234
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Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 10:57 pm to
Fake owl or fake snake (fnake?) will work. We use them to keep birds out if our boat lift.
Posted by tigers win2
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
3837 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 10:58 pm to
The birds threw fake snakes off the top of my columns and kept building.

Find a product called "hot foot bird repellent".
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55970 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 10:58 pm to
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Lure him in with a crust of bread and then smash his fricking head


haven't heard that in a damn long time...
Posted by JordonfortheJ
Bavaria-Germany
Member since Mar 2012
14547 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:00 pm to
Does a rubber snake really work? I don't want to scare any humans though.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:01 pm to
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I don't want to scare any humans though.


it will only scare the stupid ones.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16545 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:04 pm to
Just enjoy nature brah
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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58304 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:05 pm to
Put this up

Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27060 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:05 pm to
Works on my strawberries.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

I don't want to scare any humans though.



quote:

it will only scare the stupid ones.




Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70885 posts
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:06 pm to
bee bee gun

fake snake or owl as others have said
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