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Is the toilet paper arse gasket the worst consumer product ever designed?
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:17 am
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:17 am
Why the frick do you need 3 tabs for that thing? And the fricking tabs are stronger than the gasket itself. More often than not when I am in a hurry I tear up the entire thing before I get get through all three tabs. Then when I start over the next one shreds up inside the box itself. When I finally gather myself and get one on the toilet seat, the center piece drops into the water, weighs itself down, dragging the entire gasket into the toilet bowl. 3 attempts and still no gasket on the toilet.
I can't believe a mass produced consumer product had survived such a shitty design for so long.
I can't believe a mass produced consumer product had survived such a shitty design for so long.
This post was edited on 5/28/14 at 11:24 am
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Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:18 am to hikingfan
Operator error. Classic case.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:18 am to hikingfan
Liberate yourself from public shitters and their arse gaskets man. shite outside.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:18 am to hikingfan
quote:Interested to see what ChadBoy504 has to say
Is the toilet paper gasket the worst consumer product ever designed?
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:18 am to hikingfan
i dont get why the bowl needs standing water in it. its just creating a mess. I understand the water in the tank, but why the bowl?
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:20 am to hikingfan
2% rule.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:21 am to hikingfan
Blame women, for the product needs to work for 2 people.
I always just rip off the middle part and make a C.
I always just rip off the middle part and make a C.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:22 am to hikingfan
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toilet paper gasket
You mean a toilet seat cover? Why are you calling it that?
Also, the easiest solution is to tear them up and place it around the seat as needed. Duh.
Or just use TP.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:24 am to djangochained
Keeps smell down while the shitte shits.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:26 am to ForeverLSU02
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Interested to see what ChadBoy504 has to say
Color me flattered.
But in all honesty, i must say i have to concur. When one is going to use such gasket, it's in a public setting where urgency is going to be of the most importance in taking a shite but cause the actual taking of the shite is already your least favored option and you already tried to wait it out.
The tabs are quite ridiculous, the tab holdings are stronger than the strength of the seating part and it never fails to tear in half at the top. They should dangle a pair of scissors with the gasket but obvioulsy the child proof kind. Its a much safer and quicker design to just quickly lay like 5 layers of tp on the seat in a tick tack toe pattern and then wrap your penis and balls up to avoid touchage of the rim of the toilet.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:26 am to hikingfan
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toilet paper gasket
This post was edited on 5/28/14 at 11:27 am
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:29 am to djangochained
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i dont get why the bowl needs standing water in it.
That's the only thing seperating you from the gases and shite in the sewer pipes, plus it keeps the smell of the shite you just laid down.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:33 am to hikingfan
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Is the toilet paper arse gasket the worst consumer product ever designed?
No. The answer is carpet.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 11:39 am to Clyde Tipton
Even better: carpet in the bathroom.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 12:31 pm to hikingfan
Heck with the gasket.
I'm bare buns on a public terlet as I type this message. Quit being a woman and just sit down and go.
I'm bare buns on a public terlet as I type this message. Quit being a woman and just sit down and go.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 12:35 pm to LT
Posted on 5/28/14 at 12:36 pm to LT
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Heck with the gasket. I'm bare buns on a public terlet as I type this message. Quit being a woman and just sit down and go.
I have never used one of those things.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 12:41 pm to mikelbr
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I have never used one of those things.
Congrats on the nasty arse.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 12:45 pm to hikingfan
Do you even hover bro?
shite and work out the quads at the same time. Multi tasking at it's finest.
shite and work out the quads at the same time. Multi tasking at it's finest.
Posted on 5/28/14 at 12:46 pm to hikingfan
Its definitely up there. I just build a nest with TP. The arse gasket is practically worthless.
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