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Most horrifying thing to happen to you today?
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:19 pm
Mine...
See a bird try and fly infront of my car while driving down the highway. Hear a loud arse thud and immediately look into my rearview to see that probable burst of feather explosion that tends to follow a car + bird collision.
... but there's nothing. Then, I look up and 5 inches above my head I see this flopping side to side, looking like its about to fall right into my lap
Most terrifying drive of my life
Had to wait for an exit to get off and remove the fricker. Luckily it never fell in, but it fricked up my moonroof and I now feel as though I'm covered in bird shite and disease.
See a bird try and fly infront of my car while driving down the highway. Hear a loud arse thud and immediately look into my rearview to see that probable burst of feather explosion that tends to follow a car + bird collision.
... but there's nothing. Then, I look up and 5 inches above my head I see this flopping side to side, looking like its about to fall right into my lap
Most terrifying drive of my life
Had to wait for an exit to get off and remove the fricker. Luckily it never fell in, but it fricked up my moonroof and I now feel as though I'm covered in bird shite and disease.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:19 pm to BuckeyeFan87
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Most terrifying drive of my life. Had to wait for an exit
This post was edited on 5/26/14 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:20 pm to BuckeyeFan87
Wife getting a speeding ticket
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:21 pm to BuckeyeFan87
realized i only had one pinch of tobacco left in my can. So now i have to get off my arse and drive up to the gas station
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:21 pm to BuckeyeFan87
my pet bird flew away and I cant find him
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:21 pm to BuckeyeFan87
iphone charger quit working so my phone was dead for a few hours
:OMg:
:OMg:
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:24 pm to BuckeyeFan87
I have to go put gas in my car.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:24 pm to Walt OReilly
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realized i only had one pinch of tobacco left in my can. So now i have to get off my arse and drive up to the gas station
Been there
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:25 pm to BuckeyeFan87
My dog had a tick on his ear. I yanked it off (the tick) and the dog proceeded to eat it.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:25 pm to BuckeyeFan87
Not horrifying but I was moving a very large and heavy dresser today and the door swung open downward and demolished my knee. I almost dropped the whole damn thing
This post was edited on 5/26/14 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:26 pm to BuckeyeFan87
Had a big Memorial day eave throwdown all day yesterday and got drunker than shite. Woke up feeling like hell, but whatever, I've got the day off. Then I'm notified that I am not in fact off. Our office is open. It was horrifying. Still is horrifying.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:26 pm to BuckeyeFan87
My drive off the third tee. Slice into the water. Only ball lost though.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:27 pm to Walt OReilly
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realized i only had one pinch of tobacco left in my can. So now i have to get off my arse and drive up to the gas station
The worst when it is only like half a pinch
and I havent done shite today so nothing
This post was edited on 5/26/14 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:28 pm to BuckeyeFan87
For your troubles:
This post was edited on 5/26/14 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:28 pm to Bama and Beer
It's true man. And it sucks.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:28 pm to BuckeyeFan87
Found a damn big spider crawling around in my skillet....
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:29 pm to BuckeyeFan87
Bought some chips, popcorn, and a couple of bottles of wine from CVS for a barbeque. Bag broke, wine bottles exploded, snacks ruined, small cut on foot (fricking sandals). I went back to the store and demanded that they comp me more wine, drove back home and decided to get drunk alone.
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Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:29 pm to BuckeyeFan87
I forgot my wallet today. I have never forgotten my wallet in my five years of current employment.
Posted on 5/26/14 at 1:30 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
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For your troubles:
mmmm, Remy. I think I have all of her hula videos.
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