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Posted on 5/23/14 at 6:43 pm
Posted by 337Tiger19
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Feb 2014
2444 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 6:43 pm
What are some things or misconceptions about the opposite sex that you didn't know about until you had to live with them all the time? These stories are always priceless.
Posted by tracytiger
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2009
3631 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 6:47 pm to
Men think differently than women. They don't care about the "little things"

Ladies, don't nag.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 6:50 pm to
They're only hormonal once a month.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 6:52 pm to
“Men are motivated when they feel needed while women are motivated when they feel cherished.”
? John Gray, Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus
This post was edited on 5/23/14 at 6:55 pm
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 6:55 pm to
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What are some things or misconceptions about the opposite sex that you didn't know about until you had to live with them all the time? These stories are always priceless.



Men are the hornier sex
Posted by AZTiger7072
Tucson
Member since Oct 2011
2457 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 6:56 pm to
Real talk... Women will take over the bathroom... I'm talking about take over. No counter space... No tub space... shite... I can't run water in our two sinks because it's fill of makeup and curlers and shite... I use my own bathroom.

When they are ready for bed... U are too.. Even if you don't realize it. I push all the time and stay up and I'm in the dog house for a few days..

Also... frick, if I wanna use some of her lotion it's like I committed a capital crime, shite smells good... Bitches be crazy
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 6:59 pm to
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When they are ready for bed... U are too.. Even if you don't realize it. I push all the time and stay up and I'm in the dog house for a few days..


Sorry your wife sucks.


I usually stay up later than my husband(I'm a night owl and I work nights).
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
36808 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:05 pm to
Women are not nearly as competitive as men.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:06 pm to
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When they are ready for bed... U are too.. Even if you don't realize it. I push all the time and stay up and I'm in the dog house for a few days..



You have to go to bed when you wife does? Seriously?
Posted by Birdie King
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2013
8065 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:06 pm to
Wives like to date other men
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:06 pm to
That is takes longer for a man to poop.



Seriously....what are yall doing in there for that long?
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13414 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:07 pm to
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Ladies, don't nag.


that's for you, nurse. I know you work on it but that's still for you.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10037 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:08 pm to
I saw it all prior to looking at rings. I made sure of that.

She liked planning the soirée, so the post wedding blues arrived as we did a destination and waited 6 months to go on our honeymoon. This was a surprise but Went by quick, been good for 3 years.

It is work, which I thought it would be. Anyone who says it is not is a fricking liar or completely selfless.
This post was edited on 5/23/14 at 7:13 pm
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77927 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:10 pm to
You will look at the bathroom and/or kitchen and think it is clean.

She will inform you they are in fact filthy.
This post was edited on 5/23/14 at 7:11 pm
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:12 pm to
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I know you work on it but that's still for you.


I'm trying to save the nagging for stuff that is really important.
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:12 pm to
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That is takes longer for a man to poop.



Seriously....what are yall doing in there for that long?


Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97614 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:12 pm to
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Seriously....what are yall doing in there for that long?

Whacking it
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13414 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:13 pm to
smart girl as usual
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:13 pm to
Gotta make sure you do a good job
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:16 pm to
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Seriously....what are yall doing in there for that long?
Screwing the girl you brought home from work...sorta.
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