Bermuda Tentacles on SyFy

lord jeebus this is some junk.

Lina Hamilton looks like she has been smoking 3 packs a day for 40 years.

Jamie Kennedy got fat.

The Presidents plane get hit by lightning in the Bermuda Triangle and his escape pod sinks to the ocean floor.

When the Navy gets to the escape pod ping some shite arse wanna be Deep Rising tentacles start attacking. They hover around for a while sporadically attacking and Lina sends some dude w/a history of disobeying orders down in a prototype sub that has no armor to get the PUSA.

Sub gets down to a cavern w/a controlled environment and it turns out the tentacles are some sort of alien life form and the cause of all Bermuda Triangle myths. There are tons of planes and ships down there.

Right now they are trying to escape the cavern and are getting killed by mini tentacles and hovering orbs that pick you up with light and then vaporize you.

Its complete shite and not one of Asylums better trash Z grade flicks.

I'm half expecting Jamie Kennedy is going to look at the screen at the end of the movie shout "You've been X'd" at me.

Also, a dude named Preacher just bit it.