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Things that chap my arse

Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:52 pm
Posted by Snatchy
Member since Nov 2009
3281 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:52 pm
1) People who try to slip in front of you while exiting a plane. Do they think they are in more of a hurry then everyone else? The protocol is leave after the seat in front of you and help women, elderly, kids, and betas jerk their luggage from the over head.

2) Fat People on Scooters. God I hate you. Why in the hell are we giving chubs another reason not to walk. Double whammy if you see one of these tubby bastards riding around eating a turkey leg in Disney World with crocs on.

3)15+ items in the 15 and under line. I have gotten to the point where I will do an inventory count in front of them and tell them they have too many. You should see the reactions. These people usually write checks also.


4) People that converse by one-upping. I call them cockgobblers. You ask me how my trip was only to interrupt me about the time your cousin's step dad went there. Oh by the way, have you seen my new exhaust and bedazzled ed hardy shirt.


Nb4 5) assholes that start crappy threads.


What are some of yours?
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80867 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:53 pm to
People who smack their food
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:53 pm to
People
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112204 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

3)15+ items in the 15 and under line. I have gotten to the point where I will do an inventory count in front of them and tell them they have too many. You should see the reactions. These people usually write checks also.


You don't do this
Posted by lowspark12
nashville, tn
Member since Aug 2009
22365 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:53 pm to
#1 does piss me off... people can be so shitty.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:54 pm to
Count to 10, dude.
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:54 pm to
People
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8047 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

4) People that converse by one-upping.


Have two of these at work. The rest of us now just make up shite and tell them to see what kind of story they come up with.
Posted by weisertiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Sep 2007
2479 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:55 pm to
Fat women who wear leggings like they are blue jeans.

Posted by Seymour
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2013
1630 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:55 pm to
When trying to pull out of a parking lot or side street onto a busy street and some dick makes eye contact with you and then blocks you in anyway. frick those people.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39967 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:56 pm to
Slow drivers in the left lane FTW!
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13838 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

Fat People on Scooters. God I hate you. Why in the hell are we giving chubs another reason not to walk. Double whammy if you see one of these tubby bastards riding around eating a turkey leg in Disney World with crocs on.


Last time we went to Disney during Thanksgiving, those assholes were everywhere.
I'd guess over 1/2 of them just use the scooter to jump in front of the lines.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47575 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:56 pm to
I used to be like you and then I realized that arriving anywhere five minutes earlier wasn't going to change my life and for the most part the rest of the human race is beneath my notice.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:58 pm to
People who spoil their kids by saying I want to give them what I never had growing up. Coworker is selling his truck to buy his son a nicer dirt bike. He has 2 trucks, one for hunting, one for regular shite. He selling the one for regular shite. Really none of my business but I hear it pretty often from people.
Posted by Snatchy
Member since Nov 2009
3281 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

You don't do this


I wish there was a way I could prove it to you.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

1) People who try to slip in front of you while exiting a plane. Do they think they are in more of a hurry then everyone else? The protocol is leave after the seat in front of you and help women, elderly, kids, and betas jerk their luggage from the over head.


what if they have a connecting flight that leaves in 15 min?
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:02 pm to
People that merge at the last second. Slow walkers at the mall.
Posted by Nynna11
Member since Jul 2012
474 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:03 pm to
People who hover over the baggage claim carousel in airports while waiting for their bags. Step the $@&!% Back a few steps so everyone can see and not have to climb over you to retrieve a bag.
Posted by Sho Nuff
Oahu
Member since Feb 2009
11900 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

People who smack their food

quote:

Slow drivers in the left lane FTW!

Posted by Snatchy
Member since Nov 2009
3281 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

what if they have a connecting flight that leaves in 15 min?


Chances are more people have a close connection.
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