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How Do You Report Tampering With A Medical Sample?
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:50 pm
I'm sure I probably sound like Ryan Braun but here its goes. I went to do a drug-test for a new job and almost immediately got an attitude from the employee. She was annoyed that I left my ssn blank on the form and I said it is none of their business. I don't even have it listed on my license for security purposes. She then said I need you license. I said they already made a copy of it at the front desk. She then got an attitude and said well I need your license number.
I went to take the test and returned it to her only to be told I did not have enough of a sample. I was annoyed and went back to the waiting room and asked for some water. I drank 3 small cups and when I asked for another they said they aren't allowed to give more than 3. Then how do you expect people to pee? I told them I was ready after 20 minutes and an hour passed and I was still not called back so I asked to speak to the manager.
I said how I drove 30 minutes here and had to cancel appointments with clients because this ate into my lunch time. I said I used to administer 9 and 12 panel drug tests at my old job with less urine. "Well that's not how we do it here, sir". She was really snooty about it and I said I was going to call the job to tell them that they have terrible customer service and need to refer future employees to a better location. "You do that".
When I called, they told me they were told an hour ago that I failed my test. I said what are you talking about? They said I need to wait to try again. Apparently, they kept me in the dark and without informing me called them and claimed that I had a cold positive test meaning my sample wasn't body temperature. There is absolutely no way that is possible because it came out of my body. I think the bitchy lady with an attitude tampered with my sample.
The human resources lady said if you fail a test, the job offer is terminated. I was livid and asked to speak to the boss. I talked to her and she couldn't understand what happened. Apparently, they called the employer saying I wasn't compliant, hostile, and stormed out. I never once left the building. I never cursed or even raised my voice. Yeah I had a tone but who wouldn't? She said that sounded nothing like me. She called them to tell them to give me another test.
I ended up being at the place for 2.5 hours before I finally got to pee. Only this time I had to be watched and a guy stood there making sure I didn't do anything fishy. It was so demeaning. Anyone know who I can report them to for tampering with a sample?
I went to take the test and returned it to her only to be told I did not have enough of a sample. I was annoyed and went back to the waiting room and asked for some water. I drank 3 small cups and when I asked for another they said they aren't allowed to give more than 3. Then how do you expect people to pee? I told them I was ready after 20 minutes and an hour passed and I was still not called back so I asked to speak to the manager.
I said how I drove 30 minutes here and had to cancel appointments with clients because this ate into my lunch time. I said I used to administer 9 and 12 panel drug tests at my old job with less urine. "Well that's not how we do it here, sir". She was really snooty about it and I said I was going to call the job to tell them that they have terrible customer service and need to refer future employees to a better location. "You do that".
When I called, they told me they were told an hour ago that I failed my test. I said what are you talking about? They said I need to wait to try again. Apparently, they kept me in the dark and without informing me called them and claimed that I had a cold positive test meaning my sample wasn't body temperature. There is absolutely no way that is possible because it came out of my body. I think the bitchy lady with an attitude tampered with my sample.
The human resources lady said if you fail a test, the job offer is terminated. I was livid and asked to speak to the boss. I talked to her and she couldn't understand what happened. Apparently, they called the employer saying I wasn't compliant, hostile, and stormed out. I never once left the building. I never cursed or even raised my voice. Yeah I had a tone but who wouldn't? She said that sounded nothing like me. She called them to tell them to give me another test.
I ended up being at the place for 2.5 hours before I finally got to pee. Only this time I had to be watched and a guy stood there making sure I didn't do anything fishy. It was so demeaning. Anyone know who I can report them to for tampering with a sample?
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:52 pm to JabarkusRussell
Well, did you pass the 2nd test?
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:53 pm to JabarkusRussell
That's not a cool story, bro.
And I'm not sure that there's anyone to call.
And I'm not sure that there's anyone to call.
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:53 pm to JabarkusRussell
McDonalds drug tests app's?
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:55 pm to JabarkusRussell
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Yeah I had a tone but who wouldn't?
Level-headed grownups. That's who wouldn't have an attitude about it.
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:55 pm to JabarkusRussell
Shouldn't have done the drugs bro, plus you sound like a dick
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:56 pm to JabarkusRussell
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I had to be watched and a guy stood there making sure I didn't do anything fishy. It was so demeaning
Sounds like almost every month of being in the military...
Man up needle dick
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:57 pm to JabarkusRussell
Here's a thought: Don't be a dick brain to other people. Especially when you are dumping pee in a cup that isn't yours.
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:58 pm to JabarkusRussell
There's a time and a place for everything. You picked the wrong time and place.
However, FWIW, I doubt she dicked with your sample.
However, FWIW, I doubt she dicked with your sample.
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:59 pm to JabarkusRussell
quote:
How Do You Report Tampering With A Medical Sample?
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:00 pm to Clyde Tipton
quote:
Well, did you pass the 2nd test?
They didn't tell me the results but I have no reason to fail it.
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:02 pm to JabarkusRussell
It seems like the people that work in these places are always rude as frick. I actually had a convo recently about this when my wife had to take a drug test for work. I'm sure there are bad and good in every profession, but it seems like I always come across fat, lazy, rude, urine samplers
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:04 pm to JabarkusRussell
You should use this as a learning experience to not get petty with low-level employees who can frick you over.
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:05 pm to JabarkusRussell
Give these guys a call LINK
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:07 pm to JabarkusRussell
Was this a DOT drug test? If so, you could possibly report it to the appropriate agency like FMCSA, FAA, etc.
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:08 pm to WILDTURKEYisgood
In fairness, if my job involved handling and cataloging bottles of piss, I may not be consistently chipper, either.
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:09 pm to JabarkusRussell
Why were you standing up to pee? You sound like the problem honestly
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:09 pm to doublecutter
Thank you, doublecutter.
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:09 pm to Walking the Earth
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In fairness, if my job involved handling and cataloging bottles of piss, I may not be consistently chipper, either.
touche'
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