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How Do You Report Tampering With A Medical Sample?

Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:50 pm
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:50 pm
I'm sure I probably sound like Ryan Braun but here its goes. I went to do a drug-test for a new job and almost immediately got an attitude from the employee. She was annoyed that I left my ssn blank on the form and I said it is none of their business. I don't even have it listed on my license for security purposes. She then said I need you license. I said they already made a copy of it at the front desk. She then got an attitude and said well I need your license number.

I went to take the test and returned it to her only to be told I did not have enough of a sample. I was annoyed and went back to the waiting room and asked for some water. I drank 3 small cups and when I asked for another they said they aren't allowed to give more than 3. Then how do you expect people to pee? I told them I was ready after 20 minutes and an hour passed and I was still not called back so I asked to speak to the manager.

I said how I drove 30 minutes here and had to cancel appointments with clients because this ate into my lunch time. I said I used to administer 9 and 12 panel drug tests at my old job with less urine. "Well that's not how we do it here, sir". She was really snooty about it and I said I was going to call the job to tell them that they have terrible customer service and need to refer future employees to a better location. "You do that".

When I called, they told me they were told an hour ago that I failed my test. I said what are you talking about? They said I need to wait to try again. Apparently, they kept me in the dark and without informing me called them and claimed that I had a cold positive test meaning my sample wasn't body temperature. There is absolutely no way that is possible because it came out of my body. I think the bitchy lady with an attitude tampered with my sample.

The human resources lady said if you fail a test, the job offer is terminated. I was livid and asked to speak to the boss. I talked to her and she couldn't understand what happened. Apparently, they called the employer saying I wasn't compliant, hostile, and stormed out. I never once left the building. I never cursed or even raised my voice. Yeah I had a tone but who wouldn't? She said that sounded nothing like me. She called them to tell them to give me another test.

I ended up being at the place for 2.5 hours before I finally got to pee. Only this time I had to be watched and a guy stood there making sure I didn't do anything fishy. It was so demeaning. Anyone know who I can report them to for tampering with a sample?
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38719 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:52 pm to
Well, did you pass the 2nd test?
Posted by FT
REDACTED
Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:53 pm to
That's not a cool story, bro.

And I'm not sure that there's anyone to call.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:53 pm to
McDonalds drug tests app's?
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
4231 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:53 pm to
Call 911.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80121 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:55 pm to
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Yeah I had a tone but who wouldn't?


Level-headed grownups. That's who wouldn't have an attitude about it.
Posted by Signal Soldier
30.411994,-91.183929
Member since Dec 2010
8177 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:55 pm to
Shouldn't have done the drugs bro, plus you sound like a dick
Posted by Signal Soldier
30.411994,-91.183929
Member since Dec 2010
8177 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

I had to be watched and a guy stood there making sure I didn't do anything fishy. It was so demeaning


Sounds like almost every month of being in the military...

Man up needle dick
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37712 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:57 pm to
Here's a thought: Don't be a dick brain to other people. Especially when you are dumping pee in a cup that isn't yours.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:58 pm to
There's a time and a place for everything. You picked the wrong time and place.

However, FWIW, I doubt she dicked with your sample.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57222 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

How Do You Report Tampering With A Medical Sample?

Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

Well, did you pass the 2nd test?


They didn't tell me the results but I have no reason to fail it.
Posted by WILDTURKEYisgood
Madisonville
Member since Aug 2010
3320 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:02 pm to
It seems like the people that work in these places are always rude as frick. I actually had a convo recently about this when my wife had to take a drug test for work. I'm sure there are bad and good in every profession, but it seems like I always come across fat, lazy, rude, urine samplers
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80121 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:04 pm to
You should use this as a learning experience to not get petty with low-level employees who can frick you over.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30851 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:05 pm to
Give these guys a call LINK
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6570 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:07 pm to
Was this a DOT drug test? If so, you could possibly report it to the appropriate agency like FMCSA, FAA, etc.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:08 pm to
In fairness, if my job involved handling and cataloging bottles of piss, I may not be consistently chipper, either.
Posted by Rebman601
Tejas
Member since May 2010
2689 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:09 pm to
Why were you standing up to pee? You sound like the problem honestly
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:09 pm to
Thank you, doublecutter.
Posted by WILDTURKEYisgood
Madisonville
Member since Aug 2010
3320 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

In fairness, if my job involved handling and cataloging bottles of piss, I may not be consistently chipper, either.

touche'
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